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holy hell batman
 
zkx14 said:
Huh? :wtf: Is there ANYTHING special about that wheel? And seriously 'original paint' ? Why do people even say that when something obviously needs to be painted. :realcrazy: See that too often on 'survivor' cars that have big rust spots an even bondo bubbles :BangHead:
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dont know, but I denied his ad haha. Only because I don't feel like watching the drama it will cause
 
Joke of the day:

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.



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dukeboy_318 said:
Joke of the day:

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.



***I did not create this***
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
I just read the weirdest news story. Guy motorcycling along on I95 in Florida struck by lightning and killed. We were just beginning our journey to the valley last Saturday, sitting at a stop light just up the street and across the intersection in the opposite direction there are like 4 guys on "Adventure Bikes". To start with, knobbies and high fenders DO NOT belong on BMW K bikes. Light changes bikers advance, 3 of them successfully, the 4th does a low speed faceplant in the middle of the intersection. A pedestrian scurries out there to get him out of the middle of the street from our vantage point mostly unharmed. BMW probably not so much. I don't know what he did, but the bike took numerous tumbles. I look down the street, his riding buddies are long gone. Probably noticed he was missing about a mile and a half down the road at the next stop light.
 
Unconventional said:
I just read the weirdest news story. Guy motorcycling along on I95 in Florida struck by lightning and killed. We were just beginning our journey to the valley last Saturday, sitting at a stop light just up the street and across the intersection in the opposite direction there are like 4 guys on "Adventure Bikes". To start with, knobbies and high fenders DO NOT belong on BMW K bikes. Light changes bikers advance, 3 of them successfully, the 4th does a low speed faceplant in the middle of the intersection. A pedestrian scurries out there to get him out of the middle of the street from our vantage point mostly unharmed. BMW probably not so much. I don't know what he did, but the bike took numerous tumbles. I look down the street, his riding buddies are long gone. Probably noticed he was missing about a mile and a half down the road at the next stop light.
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JUST SEEN THAT
 
07:15 PDT SLC 4 VAFB Falcon 9 launch and landing. Cooler on the motorcicle than it is in the house. NWS says 84, I think they need to re-calibrate their equipment :lol:
 
318 poly leaking oil. After all the careful prep and sealant it should not leak. Corner of head and block #2 cyl. Coming out from under intake. Blast off with brake cleaner and compressed air.
Put my air lift on the oil fill hole and applied vacuum while i applied a dab of silicone. Let it sit for a couple hours and it appears to have stopped leaking.
Failing that i have to pull intake again.
 
Tooljunkie said:
318 poly leaking oil. After all the careful prep and sealant it should not leak. Corner of head and block #2 cyl. Coming out from under intake. Blast off with brake cleaner and compressed air.
Put my air lift on the oil fill hole and applied vacuum while i applied a dab of silicone. Let it sit for a couple hours and it appears to have stopped leaking.
Failing that i have to pull intake again.
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Genius I say.. Genius!
 
Got tickets to Def Leppard in july. Kids all pitched in and was our x-mas gift.
 
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