Stop in for a cup of coffee

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what did the coffee report to the police?

A mugging...:lol:

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Not bad enough, now if he would have posted by calling me a name like *** hole or worse yes, I just let his childish act slide off my shoulder this time.


It's good that you can tell an asshole when you see one...

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I bet she will. We are dealing with my 94 year old mom. The assisted living place she lives at has a outbreak going on right now. She is in a room with a roommate. Next door is 2 other gals and all 4 share a bathroom. 2 of the 4 have tested positive. My sister wants to pull Mom out of there but if we do we will have to reapply to get her back in. No guarantees there. If we do remover her she needs to isolate for 2 weeks before she can move somewhere else. Hell if you do, Hell if you don't. The place she's at is one of the nicest places in the county.


Yeah, but with 2 of 4 testing positive for the virus, she's at risk if she hasn't caught it yet...

I would get her out of there and see how things go in the future...
 
I have a strange offer.

A guy I know through some friends wants to drive my dart. He says if I let him drive it then he will let me drive his Lamborghini huracan.

A rich guy wants to drive a ratty slant six dart .....whaaaaaaaa
 
I have a strange offer.

A guy I know through some friends wants to drive my dart. He says if I let him drive it then he will let me drive his Lamborghini huracan.

A rich guy wants to drive a ratty slant six dart .....whaaaaaaaa
You would be slummin it!!!!
 
I have a strange offer.

A guy I know through some friends wants to drive my dart. He says if I let him drive it then he will let me drive his Lamborghini huracan.

A rich guy wants to drive a ratty slant six dart .....whaaaaaaaa
Sounds like someone wants more than just a ride....
 
Yeah, but with 2 of 4 testing positive for the virus, she's at risk if she hasn't caught it yet...

I would get her out of there and see how things go in the future...
Sis wants to take her out and Mom doesn't want to go.
 
I have a strange offer.

A guy I know through some friends wants to drive my dart. He says if I let him drive it then he will let me drive his Lamborghini huracan.

A rich guy wants to drive a ratty slant six dart .....whaaaaaaaa


Sounds like someone wants more than just a ride....


I have a new pick up line for today's conditions...

"Hey baby, do you want to violate social distancing with me???"

Giggity, giggity....
 
Sis wants to take her out and Mom doesn't want to go.


Has mom been tested for the virus???

If she's already positive for it, then keep her in - what more can happen to her???

If she's negative, ask the facility what they are going to do to keep her from catching it...
 
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