Yesterday’s morning story.
Sorry its so long. I was bored on zee plane..
Hey. Its Friday! Off to a great start. Last night hotel clerk asked if we wanted a wake up call. Nah, i got this. Will set alarm on phone. Go to sleep,toss and turn for about three hours.
1:30. Go for a smoke. Try to sleep. 2:30 still awake. Guess i drift off. 3:45, wake up and check time,a few minutes til alarm kicks off…
Nod off.
4:40. Banging on door. Cmon, we gotta go,sharon got us up. Wtf? No alarm? Was set for 4:01. I like to set alarm a little off,cause i am. Hop in shower,hop out, dry off get dressed and comb hair,oh ya, got no comb, i lost it. Brush then. Grab blow dryer,plug in,GGGRRRR! Yup, no go. Its junk. Remember, supposed to be in airport 2 hours early. And we couldnt print our boarding passes. Glitch or something.
Oh i had just discovered my alarm was set for pm. Who does that???
5:10 get in airport, all the delta westjet agents are busy,backed up is an understatement.
Stood in line 20 minutes to discover we are in wrong line. Yay. Rinse and repeat. Hey if you ar booked on flight bla bla babla the line is here. Third line. Insert profanity here. More waiting.
Get to desk almost an hour waiting in line. I hate standing long time and i need to fart. Our turn with the agent. Kims name on ticket doesent match passport, kim should be kimberlee. 10 plus minutes on phone to get it changed. .
Finally! Boarding passes (problem with online check in other wise we would be sailing through this) into customs. 100 or so people with same problem. Tech,issue. Ya. Nothing new.
Never guess, i have been selected for the full search and check. Profanity 2.
So you need to bla bla bla bla blabbity bla, i caught words like shoes, electronics and phone.
It was a shitshow, almost like all of security were trainees. Swabbing all over,what the hell? K. Done i passed, but damn i felt like a criminal at first.
7:00 at gate waiting. For plane. Ah,there it is. I get paged, go to desk and they hand me a new boarding pass. Told me to dispose of old one. Glad i didnt,it was stamped. By security. Otherwise i dont get on plane. Goddamn shitshow. They paged me to give me a pass that was useless.
10:45 almost there,2nd cup of weak coffee. Hungry and cheesies to snack on…
I needed to write this,mostly to kill time and yes **** happens in a cluster!
Atlanta was a peach,cruised through on a shuttle. Piece of cake.
B757 to Miami. Think i will go with the coffee, which isnt much bigger than a urine sample. At this point i will take it.a little dehydrated methinks. Seats? Bricks with backrests and seat belts. No tiltie either. I think the passenger next to me is watching ****, i wont complain after all,she’s my wife. I hate air travel.
Extra leg room typically means drafty window seat and non reclining seats. One for the other.
Wango tango, think i better give it a closer listen…