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Tomorrow she is taking Amtrak from Philly to here. $20 well worth it saves me six hours of driving and 20 in tolls!
Tomorrow she is taking Amtrak from Philly to here. $20 well worth it saves me six hours of driving and 20 in tolls!
Kind of like Michael Jackson in a Walmart sale. Boys shorts 50% off.
Figures I actually had plans Thursday. There shot now.
How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house???
The big hand is on the little hand...
dukeboy440
Well-Known Member
morning
Why, the train should take a while to go that far...
Find out its ETA, and then you know it won't be EARLY....
Plan your day around that... (at least get something done early....)
Well try to do it today. Paint the deck finally.
The train is a commuter express takes about an hour to get here.
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
how are Michael Jackson and a McD's hamburger alike? - - 50 year old meat between 14 year old buns..
Too bad my youtube isn't working, there's a good one with Richard Jeni on Michael Jackson...
Listen to Mr. Miagi, "paint the fence" and say that in your mind as you are painting it... Ray san....
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?
A: Got two fives for a ten?
Nice one Karl!
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
Q: Who did Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you hear that MJ died from food poisoning?
A: He ate 12 year old nuts!!
Q: What did Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting little children, their sacks are empty.
Q: Why were Michael Jackson’s pants so tight?
A: Because they weren’t his…
Q. Why did Michael Jackson hang ‘Blanket’ out the balcony of his hotel?
A. He was trying to shake the cum off.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to hell?
A: Because he was bad.
Q: Why were Michael Jackson’s pants so small?
A: Because they aren’t his!
Q: What did Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.
Q: What did Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
A: Blowing his nose.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.
Q: What’s the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy’s underpants?
A: Michael Jackson’s makeup.
Q: What was Michael Jackson’s Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.
Q: Why did Michael like children so much?
A: He knew how they felt.
Q: What was Michael Jackson’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a mail-order catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves?
A: It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q: What do michael jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.
`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.
Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
`What's black and comes in little white cans?
~Michael Jackson`
What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years they'll probably change his name to:The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.
`What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
~They both play ball in the Minor League.
`What's the difference between them?
~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.
`What happens when Michael talks about sex?
~It's all very tongue in cheek.
`What does Michael have in common with NASA?
~It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.
`What do Michael's *** and an LA jail have in common?
~Both hold the juice.
`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
`What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
~Both ride 4 year olds.`
How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
~He has a lot of stuff in the can.
`What will they call Michael's new TV series?
~Anus and Andy.
I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his own because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 Million a pop.
`What do Michael and Mrs. Perot have in common?
~Both **** little assholes.
`Why does Michael travel with a huge road crew?
~He always has a lot of **** to pack.
`Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
~He's tired of all the cracks.
`Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
~He's a crack shooter.
`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.
`What does Michael call an orgy?
~A fruit salad.
`What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist?
~A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
`Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?
~The big payoff comes a couple of months later.
`Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?
~He has a lot to plug.
`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.
`Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
~It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.
Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on "Child Psychology":
"Spare the rod, and spoil the child."
`What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
~Got two fives for a ten?`
What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
~Bring-em Young.
`Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
~It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."
`Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his little friends leave?
~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
`What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
~Michael Jackson has had more noses.
`What did Michael Jackson suffer from as a kid?
~Clitoris envy.`
Why did Michael invite MacCauly Caulkin to the house?
~He's like the little boy he never had.
`Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?
~He's a crack addict.
`What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
~"Little Boy Blew."
`Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?
~Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.
`How did Michael get in trouble?
~He was feeling a little Randy.
`How is Michael dealing with his problems?
~He's holding his own.
`How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
~They're all standing behind him.
`How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
~It was just a slip of the tongue.
`What's sex like for Michael?
~Child's Play.
`How is Michael now?
~Feeling a little crotchety.
`Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
~It comes in a little can.
`Why does Michael like children so much?
~He knows how they feel.
`How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
~By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.
`What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Plastic bag?
~One is made out of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with and one is used to carry groceries.
What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
~It's the little boy inside him.
`How does Michael like to party?
~He sips a couple of Tall Boys.
`What's Michael's favorite snack?
~Slim Jims.
`What's Michael's favorite fast food?
~Big Boys.
`How do we know Michael is guilty?
~Several children have fingered him.
`Why is Michael so tough?
~He can lick any kid on the block.
`What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called?
~"The Hand that Robs the Cradle."
`How will Michael pay off his old boyfriends?
~Liquefy some assets.
`What's the difference between Nixon and Michael Jackson?
~One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole.
Tuck the end of a jacket sleeve into your pants crotch. Hold the jacket off to the side. Then ask, "What's this?" "Dunno.""Michael Jackson helping a kid put his coat on."
`What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex?
~"**** happens!"
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you hear that MJ died from food poisoning?
A: He ate 12 year old nuts!!
Q: What did Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting little children, their sacks are empty.
Q: Why were Michael Jackson’s pants so tight?
A: Because they weren’t his…
Q. Why did Michael Jackson hang ‘Blanket’ out the balcony of his hotel?
A. He was trying to shake the cum off.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to hell?
A: Because he was bad.
Q: Why were Michael Jackson’s pants so small?
A: Because they aren’t his!
Q: What did Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.
Q: What did Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
A: Blowing his nose.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.
Q: What’s the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy’s underpants?
A: Michael Jackson’s makeup.
Q: What was Michael Jackson’s Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.
Q: Why did Michael like children so much?
A: He knew how they felt.
Q: What was Michael Jackson’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a mail-order catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves?
A: It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q: What do michael jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.
`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.
Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
`What's black and comes in little white cans?
~Michael Jackson`
What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years they'll probably change his name to:The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.
`What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
~They both play ball in the Minor League.
`What's the difference between them?
~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.
`What happens when Michael talks about sex?
~It's all very tongue in cheek.
`What does Michael have in common with NASA?
~It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.
`What do Michael's *** and an LA jail have in common?
~Both hold the juice.
`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
`What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
~Both ride 4 year olds.`
How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
~He has a lot of stuff in the can.
`What will they call Michael's new TV series?
~Anus and Andy.
I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his own because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 Million a pop.
`What do Michael and Mrs. Perot have in common?
~Both **** little assholes.
`Why does Michael travel with a huge road crew?
~He always has a lot of **** to pack.
`Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
~He's tired of all the cracks.
`Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
~He's a crack shooter.
`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.
`What does Michael call an orgy?
~A fruit salad.
`What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist?
~A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
`Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?
~The big payoff comes a couple of months later.
`Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?
~He has a lot to plug.
`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.
`Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
~It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.
Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on "Child Psychology":
"Spare the rod, and spoil the child."
`What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
~Got two fives for a ten?`
What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
~Bring-em Young.
`Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
~It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."
`Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his little friends leave?
~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
`What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
~Michael Jackson has had more noses.
`What did Michael Jackson suffer from as a kid?
~Clitoris envy.`
Why did Michael invite MacCauly Caulkin to the house?
~He's like the little boy he never had.
`Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?
~He's a crack addict.
`What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
~"Little Boy Blew."
`Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?
~Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.
`How did Michael get in trouble?
~He was feeling a little Randy.
`How is Michael dealing with his problems?
~He's holding his own.
`How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
~They're all standing behind him.
`How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
~It was just a slip of the tongue.
`What's sex like for Michael?
~Child's Play.
`How is Michael now?
~Feeling a little crotchety.
`Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
~It comes in a little can.
`Why does Michael like children so much?
~He knows how they feel.
`How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
~By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.
`What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Plastic bag?
~One is made out of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with and one is used to carry groceries.
What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
~It's the little boy inside him.
`How does Michael like to party?
~He sips a couple of Tall Boys.
`What's Michael's favorite snack?
~Slim Jims.
`What's Michael's favorite fast food?
~Big Boys.
`How do we know Michael is guilty?
~Several children have fingered him.
`Why is Michael so tough?
~He can lick any kid on the block.
`What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called?
~"The Hand that Robs the Cradle."
`How will Michael pay off his old boyfriends?
~Liquefy some assets.
`What's the difference between Nixon and Michael Jackson?
~One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole.
Tuck the end of a jacket sleeve into your pants crotch. Hold the jacket off to the side. Then ask, "What's this?" "Dunno.""Michael Jackson helping a kid put his coat on."
`What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex?
~"**** happens!"
I proclaim it is weirdo Wednesday!
That could turn into a Freaky Friday in two days....
It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy....
This could be a fun theme for sure.
Psycho Clown Posse PCP Paintball Team
I used to play paintball with/against in Cali they were fun for sure.
I used to play paintball with/against in Cali they were fun for sure.
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