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Ben Drinkin said:
They make ths best sausages...
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Vienna sausages...had not thought of this in a while: First grade, in my lunchbox, I was picky and didn't like sandwiches back then, so every day I got a can of Vienna sausages, which I liked....until around March I gagged. Then every Christmas I got a can in my stocking as a joke.
 
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ok, i need to vent about office crap.

they laid this dude off in december, been letting him come in and hang out to stay fresh, well he's been helping himself to MY PERSONALLY bought lunch fixings that I keep in the fridge and in my desk. all have my name on them. Tuesday I went to kroger and bought a brand new bottle of ketchup and mustard. go to eat my lunch, and both bottles are dang near EMPTY. So I say something to my boss about it and her response was "it's just ketchup"......
 
dukeboy_318 said:
ok, i need to vent about office crap.

they laid this dude off in december, been letting him come in and hang out to stay fresh, well he's been helping himself to MY PERSONALLY bought lunch fixings that I keep in the fridge and in my desk. all have my name on them. Tuesday I went to kroger and bought a brand new bottle of ketchup and mustard. go to eat my lunch, and both bottles are dang near EMPTY. So I say something to my boss about it and her response was "it's just ketchup"......
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Take some of her things out of her desk or lunch and give her the same "It's just ____..." back....

Or plant a decoy that's spiked with something terrible or very spicy hot and let him have a go....

Ex-lax brownies may be a good choice for him....



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dukeboy_318 said:
ok, i need to vent about office crap.

they laid this dude off in december, been letting him come in and hang out to stay fresh, well he's been helping himself to MY PERSONALLY bought lunch fixings that I keep in the fridge and in my desk. all have my name on them. Tuesday I went to kroger and bought a brand new bottle of ketchup and mustard. go to eat my lunch, and both bottles are dang near EMPTY. So I say something to my boss about it and her response was "it's just ketchup"......
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Reply = "Can you go to the store and get me another bottle?" or Suggest that the office should supply it...since its 'just ketchup'
 
goldfish65 said:
Vienna sausages...had not thought of this in a while: First grade, in my lunchbox, I was picky and didn't like sandwiches back then, so every day I got a can of Vienna sausages, which I liked....until around March I gagged. Then every Christmas I got a can in my stocking as a joke.
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so you choked on a Vienna sausage - there's a one liner in there... :poke::lol:
 
goldfish65 said:
Vienna sausages...had not thought of this in a while: First grade, in my lunchbox, I was picky and didn't like sandwiches back then, so every day I got a can of Vienna sausages, which I liked....until around March I gagged. Then every Christmas I got a can in my stocking as a joke.
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So putting sausages in your x-mas stocking is just a gag.... :D

(Pun intended....) :popcorn:
 
dukeboy_318 said:
ok, i need to vent about office crap.

they laid this dude off in december, been letting him come in and hang out to stay fresh, well he's been helping himself to MY PERSONALLY bought lunch fixings that I keep in the fridge and in my desk. all have my name on them. Tuesday I went to kroger and bought a brand new bottle of ketchup and mustard. go to eat my lunch, and both bottles are dang near EMPTY. So I say something to my boss about it and her response was "it's just ketchup"......
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STILL/AGAIN!!??? :wtf:
 
this older Italian guy goes up to his sons and asks, "Louigi, why are you such a fat f*ck???"

Loiugi replies, "Papa, it's a mama's spaghetti, it tastes so good, I can't stop eating it and eat too much"...

Papa says, "You should take a smaller bites"....


He goes to his next son and asks, "Vinnie, why are you such a fat f*ck???"

Vinnie replies, "Papa, it's a mama's lasagna, it's a so good, that I can't stop eating it"...

Papa says, "You need to take a smaller bites"....


So he goes to his next son and asks, "Tony, why are you such a skinny f*ck???"

Tony replies, "It's from eating so much p*ssy"...

Papa replies, "P*ssy, that tastes like sh*t".... :eek:

Tony replies, "Papa, you need take a smaller bites".... :D
 
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