ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face..
That's hilarious!!!I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face..
right!! I am still chuckling... one of the guys just came up here and told us that.. got everyone here ROFLOL - then he followed with the addicted joke.. too much!!That's hilarious!!!
you know - I am going to try to remember that...Do you think that Popeye knew something that we didn't???
If you want to improve your memory, eat more olive oil
Don't get me started... I had a Lister Petter, 3 cyl Diesel Generator, last week in Africa, that would not start. I was told that it ran a few weeks ago. Crank, no start. Now , I am not much of a diesel tech, but I found a few things out. Changed the fuel filter and bleed off all the air, still no start. The battery was not strong enough to pull in the fuel start solenoid. So I pulled the battery and installed a know good one. Still no start. Working with limited , or NO TOOLS all the time. Mind you, it is 104 deg and HUMID !!! The fuel smelled like F'n crap. I suspected the lift pump. So I pulled it and disassembled it to check the bellows. All ok. Reinstall lift pump. Bleed air. No Start. This diesel has three fuel pumps for the injectors that are driven by the camshaft, then sent over to the other side to the fuel injectors. Finally, I found a box of new parts in one of the storage rooms. NOBODY KNEW IT WAS THERE !!!. Now I'm thinking , still fuel issue. Sooo. I found 6 new injector nozzles in the box. Mind you, you first have to get them out, never done before. Have to disassemble each one, with hardly ANY TOOLS !!. Springs and shims are flying everywhere. Got em all apart and cleaned the housings and install 3 new injector nozzles . Reassemble all. Bleed off all air. Hey Guess What ? It runs... Haulifrickin Lugha... Spent the better part of three days getting it goin, but I did it.mechanical question for you guys.
John deere diesel. New starter replaced last summer, but I think the solenoid is bad. it only starts when jump the terminals. Am I correct in the thinking the solenoid is junk?
Want some Fritos????
or so they said...NOBODY KNEW IT WAS THERE !!!
SlantIf you had to choose one or the other..
Big Block OR Small Block?
Brunette OR Redhead?
Camaro OR Corvette?
Waters OR Gilmore?
Weed OR Alcohol?
Burger OR Pizza?
Who??? Oh my....
Neither was with The Who...
Shooter loose on Alabama military base....
"This is not a drill...."
well THAT is a good thing!we just got an email, looks like it may have been a false alarm. No injuries or anything reported as of now, no arrests, no suspects.
you know - I am going to try to remember that...
what's the difference between a potato and a chickpea?
Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off of it
Ah, you reach down, between my legs
Ease the seat back
She's blinding, I'm flying
Right behind the rear-view mirror now
Got the feeling, power steering
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now