Stop in for a cup of coffee
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Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
A nun was alone in the Convent after all the other sisters had gone on a mission for the day. She decided to do all the laundry to be helpful and since she was alone, added all of the clothes she was wearing to the wash while she went to take a shower. Just as she was upstairs about to get in the shower, a knock came on the front door.
Yelling through the partly open bathroom window, she said "Who is it?"
A faint voice came from below, "Blind man from the village".
She looked around for something to put on and realized there was nothing to wear, even the towels were in the wash.
She thought "Well, he's blind and won't know if I am wearing clothes so I will just quickly open the door and let him in and no one will know."
She yelled back "Be right there!" and went downstairs to open the door.
She pulled the door open and the man took one look at her and said "Nice tits Sister, where do you want the blinds?"
Yelling through the partly open bathroom window, she said "Who is it?"
A faint voice came from below, "Blind man from the village".
She looked around for something to put on and realized there was nothing to wear, even the towels were in the wash.
She thought "Well, he's blind and won't know if I am wearing clothes so I will just quickly open the door and let him in and no one will know."
She yelled back "Be right there!" and went downstairs to open the door.
She pulled the door open and the man took one look at her and said "Nice tits Sister, where do you want the blinds?"
Tried out the "Boss" tonight. The chickem has bern smokin' for a couple hours. The taters and corn (in the foil) was just put on.
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
That has got to be brand new... Its way to clean!
A nun wakes up and on her way to breakfast runs into a nun who says, "You got out on the wrong side of the bed this morning"...
She turns and storms off...
She passes another nun who says, "You got out on the wrong side of the bed this morning"...
She turns and storms off...
As she passes, the head nun tries to say something the first nun cuts her off and says, "Don't tell me that I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!!!"
The head nun replies, "No, I was just going to ask why you are wearing the bishop's slippers???"
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
LOL, didnt see that one coming.
dukeboy440
Well-Known Member
I know you old guys have been out of the game a while but you see now a days, you gots to do what the little woman wants once in a while so that she does what you want..... I know you all old suckers are shooting dust these days so it doesn't matter but I'm not hahaha
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
I do the dishes, and mow the lawn and change the oil...I'll call that good LOL
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
An older Nun and a young nun go out for the day to do errands and shopping for the Convent on their bicycles in the old city.
As the day goes on, they slowly complete their errands but after many delays it starts to get late and the sun starts going down.
As they rode through the back alleys trying to find their way back to the convent it became increasingly dark.
The younger nun was becoming increasingly nervous as the light faded and the alleys became darker and they took paths unfamiliar to her.
The older nun, sensing her concern, asked "What is bothering you young sister, is it the darkness?"
The young nun said "Well, not really. I guess it's just that I never came this way before."
The older nun reassured her "It's just the cobblestones doing that."
As the day goes on, they slowly complete their errands but after many delays it starts to get late and the sun starts going down.
As they rode through the back alleys trying to find their way back to the convent it became increasingly dark.
The younger nun was becoming increasingly nervous as the light faded and the alleys became darker and they took paths unfamiliar to her.
The older nun, sensing her concern, asked "What is bothering you young sister, is it the darkness?"
The young nun said "Well, not really. I guess it's just that I never came this way before."
The older nun reassured her "It's just the cobblestones doing that."
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Nah, we just never let ourselves be whipped. It's not a barter system.
dukeboy440
Well-Known Member
Hell I do that for ME!!! Them things involve loud noises so I don't have to pretend to be deaf
dukeboy440
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Hey I openly admit my wife calls the shots round here, if not, I'd have 70 dang project cars and not a thing would get done lol.
I'm up for a minute...
Me too.
What are you doing awake?
The dog asked to go out...
The dog asked to go out...
I can feel an improvement in my hand... It doesn't hurt as much doing some daily activities that it used to, and just a little tightness where there used to be much more...
Hopefully it will be better in a couple weeks..
Hopefully it will be better in a couple weeks..
I had to go out!
Mornings!
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
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ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
g'morning
What the hell is this for?
Mopar Issued Bath Tub Regular Carburetor Hole Top | eBay
Mopar Issued Bath Tub Regular Carburetor Hole Top | eBay
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
adapts a single carb to a cross ram - which typically had dual carbs.... my guess
No clue on that, I did have a cross ram years ago and it was just one piece cast.
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