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Why can't you? What happens?

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So two blondes were standing under a night sky with a full moon, the one blonde turns to the other and asks "Which do you think is farther away, the moon or Florida?"

Second blonde looks at the first and replies, "Duh Florida"

First blonde replies with a dumbfounded look on her face "are you sure"

Second blonde answers " Heelllooooo! Can you see Florida from here?!"
 
So two blondes were standing under a night sky with a full moon, the one blonde turns to the other and asks "Which do you think is farther away, the moon or Florida?"

Second blonde looks at the first and replies, "Duh Florida"

First blonde replies with a dumbfounded look on her face "are you sure"

Second blonde answers " Heelllooooo! Can you see Florida from here?!"
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
ok, maybe it wasn't that funny, lol:rofl:
 
Yeah, when we noticed that they were orange, we readjusted the timing...

After advancing it a bit, they cooled down and weren't orange any more... We were about 10° retarded...
Ouch!
 
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cherrios?

"oh how cute, Doughnut seeds"
 
Q: What does a blond say after having sex?
A: "Sooo...are you guys all on the same team?

Q: What do you call 3 blonds pressing their heads together, ear-to-ear in a row?
A: A wind tunnel

Q: How do you put a gleam in a blond's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear

Q: Why do blonds wear hoop earrings?
A: So they have someplace to hook their high heels on during sex

Q: Why do blonds wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm

Q: What you call 4 blonds in a Volkswagon?
A: "Farfrumthinkin"
 
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