ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
humm... never woken up being unsure where you were after a night of drinking to the sound of the guard saying "let's go - the judge is a busy man"?
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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I could see that as being really bad if they had to wake bubba first and pull him off you.
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Thankfully no... Never woke up in jail... Was afraid to sleep more than once tho...
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
LOL - no bubba's involved
single cell - and "sleep" ISN'T what I was doing..
Wife asked me last night what I thought of living on a cruise ship for about four months. So I asked the obvious questions. Separate cruises and or separate cabins.
Still waiting for a response.
Still waiting for a response.
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
whew - now what did you do? ..that's a long time on a boat..
MomsDuster
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I didn't do anything. Well nothing more then normal.
She has been kicking this around for awhile.
We met a retired guy on a cruise a few years back.
He told us he just stays on till the season ends then transfers to another cruise. He had been doing it for two years. Claimed cheaper for him then an apartment or keeping up a house. The guy was 83 I think.
I don't think I could do that long with all my health issues.
dukeboy440
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Note to self, never refer to the prospective new sitter/daycare lady as the "hot one" when discussing it with your wife. 
dukeboy440
Well-Known Member
Not uncommon. The doctors office my wife works at opens at 7 am.
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
Note to self, never refer to the prospective new sitter/daycare lady as the "hot one" when discussing it with your wife.
- ya think!?
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
different. - not sure I could be off terra firma anywhere near that long
Note to self, never refer to the prospective new sitter/daycare lady as the "hot one" when discussing it with your wife.
Well DUH! LOL
Well I'm done flying. The Olympic trip did it for me. Planes have to be the filthiest mode of transportation there is.
dukeboy440
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It kinda of just slipped. We've been talking to about 15 different sitters and she asked me to pick a couple.... my mouth was faster than my brain
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
Note to self, never refer to the prospective new sitter/daycare lady as the "hot one" when discussing it with your wife.
Who knew?
dukeboy440
Well-Known Member
I know I couldn't. I love the ocean and love to swim but I'd get bored on a cruise in 20 minutes
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
oh yea - we do the DTFN thing when we fly..
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
dukeboy440
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Trust me though boys, this one lady would make you old guys have to run for your viagra bottles 
If your not hammered in the first fifteen your doing something wrong.
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
oh - so she knew EXACTLY who you were talking about then.. brilliant!Trust me though boys, this one lady would make you old guys have to run for your viagra bottles
Trust me though boys, this one lady would make you old guys have to run for your viagra bottles
Not me. I'm surgically enhanced.
dukeboy440
Well-Known Member
I can't drink, medical orders
Oh yeah.
Old thumbs and skin sewed on doesn't count
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Your mouth is definitely faster than your brain.Trust me though boys, this one lady would make you old guys have to run for your viagra bottles
No need for Viagra if she's that hot. Guys generally only need that stuff to get ready to giddy-up the wife for the 10,000th time in a 30 year marriage.
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