Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
I've watched birds and bees for years. I still don't get what all the fuss is about.
Like all the Mommy mommy jokes we told as kidsThat is just gross! Funny but yuk!!!
They’ve been watching you from outside your bedroom window for years too...and they say the same thing!I've watched birds and bees for years. I still don't get what all the fuss is about.
TMI!Chubby readheaded girls make me harder..
Yet they keep coming back!They’ve been watching you from outside your bedroom window for years too...and they say the same thing!
Sigh, fucken nuts again...I just assaulted a jar of mixed nuts.
They are wondering why you keep facing each other...Yet they keep coming back!
Duh! It don't get much better than a chubby redhead for $2.99!TMI!
Only been dating a couple of weeks.. That ****'ll change soon...They are wondering why you keep facing each other...
That’s around a penny per pound.Duh! It don't get much better than a chubby redhead for $2.99!
And worth a nickel!That’s around a penny per pound.
And Charges a dime...And worth a nickel!
I paid her in food stamps!And Charges a dime...
I dunno, now it’s starting to be close to the price of a bottle of good bourbon...and Internet **** is free!And Charges a dime...
Bourbon and internet ****? I like bourbon and internet ****!I dunno, now it’s starting to be close to the price of a bottle of good bourbon...and Internet **** is free!
Well DUH!!!Bourbon and internet ****? I like bourbon and internet ****!
I'll drink to that!Like my Aunt used to say, "Today is THURSday, you can drink all the water you want!"