Stop in for a cup of coffee

[straightlinespeed]

Hi people

 

[Ddaddy]

Things are in microscopic writing, except there are no words. Just tiny pictures with tiny letters telling you what is what. TINY writing. And pictures that look like something a reject from drafting school attempted to put together.

I consider those kind of instructions just a suggestion...then I make my own assembly plan.

 

[No name needed]

Hi people

Unfortunately I'm not high enough.
Greetings.

 

[dukeboy440]

Wifey wanted a new TV stand with a built-in fire place. Instructions said assembly 30-45 min tops. 4 1/2 hrs later..

It's like the IKEA toddler bed, just a bag of screws and tape. No instructions, no pictures,

 

[dukeboy440]

Hi people

Hey

 

[Ddaddy]

Hi people

Two nights in a row?? Wow!

 

[No name needed]

I consider those kind of instructions just a suggestion...then I make my own assembly plan.

So I take it you don't have a micro scope.

 

[Ddaddy]

So I take it you don't have a micro scope.

Well, I do...but I never have used it for furniture instructions...

 

[Tooljunkie]

Im already pissed off just parking at ikea...
This just in,the meatballs are a lie!
They aint swedish!
Took my kid there for some furniture. Asked if she wanted help. Nope.
Aparrently she has a short temper too...

 

[No name needed]

too knights in a row?? Wow!

Sounds like a princess fairy tale come true.

 

[straightlinespeed]

Dave, can you believe it multiple days in a row!!!!

 

[No name needed]

Dave, can you believe it multiple days in a row!!!!

Well don't leave us hanging.
Report.

 

[GTS Dave]

Hey.. I finally got a pic of one of the FBBO roadies.

 

[straightlinespeed]

Im coming around.. slowly but surely!

 

[No name needed]

Hey.. I finally got a pic of one of the FBBO roadies.

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Uh Oh. It's one of those giant skull aliens.
It's all yours @Ddaddy .

 

[Ddaddy]

Hey.. I finally got a pic of one of the FBBO roadies.

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Looks like he needs a new blade in his razor for when he shaves his forehead.

 

[No name needed]

Im coming around.. slowly but surely!

 

[dukeboy440]

Dave, can you believe it multiple days in a row!!!!

Nice

 

[No name needed]

Hey.. I finally got a pic of one of the FBBO roadies.

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I wonder how many times that guy has said.
I can't wrap my head around this problem.

 

[zkx14]

Wifey wanted a new TV stand with a built-in fire place. Instructions said assembly 30-45 min tops. 4 1/2 hrs later..

 

[Mopar Tim]

Well I have been elected to be the president of our home owners association. Not where I live but our rental condo. I have a friend who lives there. This guy thinks I am his own mouth piece! Wants his own personal reserved parking space. The rules state Garage parking only. He has a full size truck, and parks in the guest parking, but that is first come first served. PITA

 

[Ddaddy]

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Needs some salt water on that taffy.

 

[GTS Dave]

You know, I did that, but it only took 15 min before tv stand burnt completely up.

 

[No name needed]

Well I have been elected to be the president of our home owners association. Not where I live but our rental condo. I have a friend who lives there. This guy thinks I am his own mouth piece! Wants his own personal reserved parking space. The rules state Garage parking only. He has a full size truck, and parks in the guest parking, but that is first come first served. PITA

If nominated I will not run.
If elected I will not serve.

 

[Ddaddy]

Well I have been elected to be the president of our home owners association. Not where I live but our rental condo. I have a friend who lives there. This guy thinks I am his own mouth piece! Wants his own personal reserved parking space. The rules state Garage parking only. He has a full size truck, and parks in the guest parking, but that is first come first served. PITA

You can always resign...of get yourself impeached!