Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

Who will win this race???

  • jpar with his home built wonder 408 stroker

    Votes: 15 16.9%

  • yellow rose with his check book built little 340

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • the spectators who come to watch

    Votes: 8 9.0%

  • there will be no race as jpar and YR are as full of poop as a Christmas goose.

    Votes: 56 62.9%
  • Total voters
    89
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yellow rose said:
No it ain't
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j par said:
careful! We finally got him out here and accountable and he will quickly divert the conversation into something like goat heads or something that has nothing to do with the race.
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I was always told never to mention snowmobiles. Because the thread would get side-tracked. Once again snowmobile side "track" get it?
 
j par said:
so are you going to race me as is or are you going to stop smoking that hippie lettuce and finally get that damn bell housing in?
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Bell housing will be in. And looking purdy too. In fact, it may look soooooo good I won't want to drive it.
 
Jadaharabi said:
I was always told never to mention snowmobiles. Because the thread would the thread would get side-tracked. Once again snowmobile side "track" get it?
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Yeah, don't do it. Big globs of THC break loose from jpars brain stem and he gets a THC release high when you mention the unmentionable. And then he doesn't get anything done, except sit there in the purple moment living his ganja moments all over again.
 
yellow rose said:
I plainly TOLD your dumb *** I'd be first or second in line. When I go, I'm at the front. Plus, your dumb *** had my phone number.

That jolly green is eating at your memory. Better slow down on that stuff.
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Dumbass yes but bad memory not so much.
 
I think yellow rose has as much chance of winning this race as Band-Aids deflecting nails...
 
I remember recently someone was asking what your car even look like LOL if I may? this should be a good representation as my buddy seen this at a local car and coffee this last weekend in Wilsonville.
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Pretty Dam good representation??
 
j par said:
I remember recently someone was asking what your car even look like LOL if I may? this should be a good representation as my buddy seen this at a local car and coffee this last weekend in Wilsonville.View attachment 1715225365Pretty Dam good representation??
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Is that a stick? If so, that's pretty damn close to my car. I don't have the go wing but I do have the sun roof. And it's yellow and black.

Looks like it even has the fold down rear seat. Damn, never seen that one before.
 
yellow rose said:
Well aunt Mary ain't helping your memory any is she?????
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I truly do have an Aunt Mary and I was thinking how the hell does he know her?
(A 70 year old school teacher with a memory to this day as quick as a whip)
maybe I should try smoking some of your hippie lettuce that way I can come up with all kinds of creative "reasons" not to race?
 
yellow rose said:
Is that a stick? If so, that's pretty damn close to my car. I don't have the go wing but I do have the sun roof. And it's yellow and black.

Looks like it even has the fold down rear seat. Damn, never seen that one before.
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my buddy sent me that picture the other day he was out at the Cars and Coffee in Wilsonville at that car museum.
 
(Snort).........sorry.......must have dozed off, what did I miss?........oh yeah NOTHING!!!
 
JBurch said:
I can't pass this up..........................It's good to try new things, some day you may even get good at it..........
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Oh my goodness you're going to go to the lame Hall of Fame with a comment like that. We added two more pages of banter just for your Entertainment and that's all you got?
 
j par said:
Oh my goodness you're going to go to the lame Hall of Fame with a comment like that. We added two more pages of banter just for your Entertainment and that's all you got?
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Sorry it wasn't up to your exacting standards...............2 pages of drivel just didn't spark my enthusiasm.............cut the ****, lets see a race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This "HE" said; "She" said, is getting old........I said it before.....there are members dead now that were alive when this farce started..........granted Rome wasn't built in a day.......AT LEAST IT GOT BUILT!!!! This has got Geraldo Rivera and Al Capon's secret vault written all over it
 
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JBurch said:
Sorry it wasn't up to your exacting standards...............2 pages of drivel just didn't spark my enthusiasm.............cut the ****, lets see a race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This "HE" said; "She" said, is getting old........I said it before.....there are members dead now that were alive when this farce started..........granted Rome wasn't built in a day.......AT LEAST IT GOT BUILT!!!! This has got Geraldo Rivera and Al Capon's secret vault written all over it
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Hold your water. Don't you remember that old Heinz ketchup commercial from decades ago? The one where the jingle went Annnnticipaaaaaaaaaaashun is makin' me wait?
Remember that one? That's what this is...dramatic build up with a quick flair for comedy. You KNOW anything Jpar is involved with has to have comedy or people start grabbing hands and walking off cliffs together. Or drinking "special" koolaid. Or wait for that special space ship to come by and pick them up and take them for a ride through the stars.


It's the Jpar show. Let the madness unfold at its own pace.

Enjoy the madness.
Embrace the madness.
Ride the unicorn.
 
JBurch said:
I can't pass this up..........................It's good to try new things, some day you may even get good at it..........
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Why
JBurch said:
Sorry it wasn't up to your exacting standards...............2 pages of drivel just didn't spark my enthusiasm.............cut the ****, lets see a race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This "HE" said; "She" said, is getting old........I said it before.....there are members dead now that were alive when this farce started..........granted Rome wasn't built in a day.......AT LEAST IT GOT BUILT!!!! This has got Geraldo Rivera and Al Capon's secret vault written all over it
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Credit where credit's due and Kudos that is very funny but--
Again and again I don't know why you keep quoting me? I'm always the one at the ready and always the one racing and at the track? exactly how would you have me race someone who doesn't have a car and never goes to the track??
 
j par said:
Why

Credit where credit's due and Kudos that is very funny but--
Again and again I don't know why you keep quoting me? I'm always the one at the ready and always the one racing and at the track? exactly how would you have me race someone who doesn't have a car and never goes to the track??
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JBurch has found the Jpar Magic spot. I hate to publish said spot be use everyone will be using you like a dime store *****.

He has found the spot and he loves to work it.
 
j par said:
Why.......... Remember I told you that self awareness is a powerful tool, that's the kind of SOB I am......you constantly blow your own horn; kudos you are that limber; about what you are doing, yet since you are the one who started this farce, you never made a time, date and place for the race.....usually that's how things go, the challenger (that's you) calls out an opponent (that's YR) to do battle, he (the opponent) can accept, or decline the challenge....time, place, rules of engagement are agreeded upon, no show is an automatic forfeit...........for all the BS and smack talk........there is no date, no time, no place for this to occure, yet you keep blowing your own horn about what you are doing, and it's not making the race happen............YR, you are not blameless in this eather, you accepted the challenge, so get your can off your can and get this freakin' race over with....BTW, is "Yellow" a name, nick name, or state of being

Credit where credit's due and Kudos that is very funny but--
Again and again I don't know why you keep quoting me? I'm always the one at the ready and always the one racing and at the track? exactly how would you have me race someone who doesn't have a car and never goes to the track??
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