I see a lot here are into the men's sizes. LMAO
Tall Girls or Short Girls: Preference?
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I've always been a sucker for blondes, tall, short... and brunettes...well, redheads...ok......
My name is Mike..and I was a manwhore
My name is Mike..and I was a manwhore
Manwhore , now that is a term I haven't heard since the 80's. lmao
yea, I had some friends who claimed to be manwhores, well in the end you know, the ladies didn't think so. lol
superchargeddrt
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Yep just a little meat on the bone. Gotta have hair longer than mine as well. LOL
magnumdart
There is a bad moon on the rise.
I like them the exact same height and proportion as I am...for numerical reasons.
dibbons
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diymirage
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You want a girls who has the same bra size as you?
Lmao
magnumdart
There is a bad moon on the rise.
That is funny, but I was thinking more along same length legs, torso, arms. For numerical reasons.
im sure A.J. has a formula to figure out the perfect size woman .
j par
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Now I don't care who you are, that there is funny!!
AND TRUE....
Edit: and don't forget how many pages that formula could take LOL
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
The formula is pretty short, actually
(Feel free to Google it, if it doesn't make sense)
exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y- 4)^2)^2)
(Feel free to Google it, if it doesn't make sense)
exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y- 4)^2)^2)
Under 170lb
Under 6 feet.
Less than 10 tattoos.
Under 45.
Does laundry.
Can boil eggs.
Can change oil or loves old cars.
Can mow lawn.
Not scared of guns or animals.
Likes sex at least twice a week( reciprocally)
Knows how to operate vacuum.
All I need.......
Under 6 feet.
Less than 10 tattoos.
Under 45.
Does laundry.
Can boil eggs.
Can change oil or loves old cars.
Can mow lawn.
Not scared of guns or animals.
Likes sex at least twice a week( reciprocally)
Knows how to operate vacuum.
All I need.......
^^^^^^^^
not asking for much, are you ? lol good luck on your quest
not asking for much, are you ? lol good luck on your quest
dibbons
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My lady used to qualify based on the above formula, but now? Looks like I will have to trade her in on a newer model! But who would want ME?
I currently have all of the list with wife, except Item #4,#7, & #10....LOL
Those seem like the tough ones to get...…….
magnumdart
There is a bad moon on the rise.
=69
magnumdart
There is a bad moon on the rise.
Don't forget, as their mass increases, so does their attraction.
I as many got married young.
As life turns out I went through a couple upgrades along the way.
My last one was a keeper.... tall and nice looking.
She's encouraged me to buy the two classics we currently own.
She's encouraged me to buy whatever I thought the cars needed.
Loves old cars and has sat through a three day car show several times.
For vacation last year she wanted to go to the MOPAR show at Carlisle...we did.
For her retirement trip she wants to go to the Barrett-Jackson auction in January.
No she doesn't have a sister.
Yes I'm a lucky guy!!
As life turns out I went through a couple upgrades along the way.
My last one was a keeper.... tall and nice looking.
She's encouraged me to buy the two classics we currently own.
She's encouraged me to buy whatever I thought the cars needed.
Loves old cars and has sat through a three day car show several times.
For vacation last year she wanted to go to the MOPAR show at Carlisle...we did.
For her retirement trip she wants to go to the Barrett-Jackson auction in January.
No she doesn't have a sister.
Yes I'm a lucky guy!!
I as many got married young.
As life turns out I went through a couple upgrades along the way.
My last one was a keeper.... tall and nice looking.
She's encouraged me to buy the two classics we currently own.
She's encouraged me to buy whatever I thought the cars needed.
Loves old cars and has sat through a three day car show several times.
For vacation last year she wanted to go to the MOPAR show at Carlisle...we did.
For her retirement trip she wants to go to the Barrett-Jackson auction in January.
No she doesn't have a sister.
Yes I'm a lucky guy!!
Im jealous, to say the least...…..LOL
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
Me thinks you got an extra "M" in your equation
dibbons
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Are we quoting Isaac Newton here?
dibbons
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What is a "numerical reason" anyway?
I use to be picky. I liked short and petite. At 65, I'm lucky to find one that wants me.
magnumdart
There is a bad moon on the rise.
I figure you just fit together better...in a 69 sort of way.
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