Twinkie Joke Thread

[Oklacarcollecto]

No disrespect to the good people that lost their jobs in the shutdown of Hostess is intended but this was just too funny not to share.

The Twinkie Joke


A 14-year-old girl walks into a hairdresser's shop with a Twinkie in her hand. She sits on the seat and the barber puts the plastic cover on her. As he is cutting her hair, she takes out her Twinkie and starts to eat it, not realizing that her cut hair is falling on her Twinkie. The hairdresser, being polite, looks down at her, smiles playfully, and says, ''Young lady, did you know that you're getting hair on your Twinkie?'' She smiles back, and says, ''Yes, I know...I'm growing boobs too!''

 

[MR.7DUSTER3]

not even gonna touch that one !!!

 

[72ScampTramp]

not even gonna touch that one !!!

I hope not atleast for another 4 years!

 

[mwls73duster360]

saw on facebook thought i would share rofl

 

[norshorblufish]

This isn't really a joke but it was kind of funny.

One night my wife and I watched the second Ghost Rider movie.
The devil change this one guy and everything he touched would rot. He pick up a Twinkie and nothing happen to it.

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

This isn't really a joke but it was kind of funny.

One night my wife and I watched the second Ghost Rider movie.
The devil change this one guy and everything he touched would rot. He pick up a Twinkie and nothing happen to it.

Lol, that is funny. I could just see that happening.

 

[65LoveAffair]

I have a Twinkie joke, too, but unfortunately I think it is better suited to the Blue room.

 

[bamacuda]

Do I remember in Paternity that Burt Reynolds takes a twinkie from the lady lays it on the rail and says something to the effect that is she came back in 20 years it would still be there and be just as fresh...

 

[holmes]

:glasses7::glasses7:

 

[briankaplan]

No disrespect to the good people that lost their jobs in the shutdown of Hostess is intended but this was just too funny not to share.

The Twinkie Joke


A 14-year-old girl walks into a hairdresser's shop with a Twinkie in her hand. She sits on the seat and the barber puts the plastic cover on her. As he is cutting her hair, she takes out her Twinkie and starts to eat it, not realizing that her cut hair is falling on her Twinkie. The hairdresser, being polite, looks down at her, smiles playfully, and says, ''Young lady, did you know that you're getting hair on your Twinkie?'' She smiles back, and says, ''Yes, I know...I'm growing boobs too!''

If I get this Right. The little girl is blonde? LMFAO!!!

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

If I get this Right. The little girl is blonde? LMFAO!!!

I would guess.

 

[inkjunkie]

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[Dartnut]

Lol, some funny chit here!