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This made me laugh!

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does t his send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican's Answer:
BANG!


Redneck' s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click.
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
 
I think I'm a redneck. I don't stop shooting until one of the following three things happen.
1. animal is on the ground
2. animal is out of sight
3. I'm out of bullets

I will never loose a gunfight from lack of shooting back. LOL

Jack
 
My CCW instructor said to always double tap your attacker and if he's still moving double tap him again. Less legal Bullsh!t to deal with if he can't make up some BS story :read2: My favorite carry weapon is a .45 with Black Talons, with a .357 SP101 loaded with Nyclads for a back up:snakeman:
 
Damn me, now thats funny!

Definitely a redneck.

Would stuff the little peckerhead meself. Dont need no taxi derma... derma wut you say?LOL!
 
Being Canadian I never really knew what the difference in the parties was, this was excellent information, thanks for clearing up my confusion. Only one question, who's running for the redneck party? :-D
 
I pack a .357 Rossi.. with hot hand loads. :thumbrig:.

Any more f'n questions? :angryfir:

I'm late for the taxidermist :headbang:
(Redneck of course!)
 
Colt 1911 compact with Magsafe or Glasers. Both of em are nasty little bastards. It only holds 7 so I get fewer bangs between the reloading sounds:evil4:
 
Let's see-----I'm from Mo.-------I need a bigger gun safe--------Ummmm
Ya,you guessed it.
by the way 9teen7tSwinger,Ruger 45 acp,me too!! (P-90/Special Edition):thumrigh:
 
Classic !!!!!!

Li'l bit of both !!!

Colt 1911 Commander....Federal Hydro-shocks....EEEESSHHHH !!!!
 
I always thought I was a Republican. Who would have guessed I'm actually a redneck after all!:toothy10:
 
Well down here in TX we just have to call Chuck Norris and he will be there before the attacker gets a second breath, and disappear just as fast. LOL
Bruce
 
Sawed off 12 guage pistol grip pump with a 6 shot tube, and yes it holds six 3 inch triple oot buck. There is nothing that'll make em piss their pants quicker than when you pull this puppy out.

Terry
 
Now Terry, being the president of one of the local gun clubs, I must inform you that maybe that shotgun just might be a little suspect as far as legality is concerned. Wanna send it to me to dispose of. hehehehe

Jack
 
Coyote Jack said:
Now Terry, being the president of one of the local gun clubs, I must inform you that maybe that shotgun just might be a little suspect as far as legality is concerned. Wanna send it to me to dispose of. hehehehe

Jack
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Actually Jack, the barrel is legal length by 1/64 of and inch but I think the 6 shot tube might no be legal. Next thing you'll tell me is ya want my Uzi to, did I say Uzi no just kidding I meant Crossman, ya that's right ya.:evil2:

Terry
 
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