You might be getting old, when your youngest child hits 50>>>>>?
You are old when
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44070dart
How the hell did I get this old..
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Buying a snickers for a nickel.. buying anything for a nickel.
dart_68
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You know you're old when you won't buy green bananas anymore.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
You drink Pepsi not to feel young, but to help you burp.
Back in Time
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My oldest will be 51 in 2 weeks
Back in Time
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Dfr360cuda
Diagnosis... Plum Crazy.
I go by this....
g413
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. . . when you can remember when a Sears Diehard battery cost $79 and actually lasted 5 years.
It is just amazing how batteries cost so much more and perform so much less.
It is just amazing how batteries cost so much more and perform so much less.
cktasto
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If you need to bend over to pick something up, you kick something else over to it so you can pick up two things, not just the one.
If you get down on the floor, and have to call a crane to get your *** back up!?
When your favorite activity now wears you *** out! About 5 hours fishing, caught a dozen. Got them cleaned and in the freezer before dark. Next day I could hardly move, aching everywhere, neck to toes. Grand daughter saw this pic on Facebook and commented, "Smile papa". I had to explain, I didn't feel like posing, much less smiling.
You watched this live and thought it was new-fangled
lol...
lol...
loganscuda
This/These
You’re really old if that’s an issue. That’s like when you fill up the gas tank it’s only half a tank.
loganscuda
This/These
When you get new rubber on your ride. You’re talking about tennis balls.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
You go to the restaurant and sample the food, not the waitress.
When your arms get too short to read a book
......when bending over to pick up a quarter is a major feat
I’m 63 and I won’t do it for a dime but definitely for a quarter.........
I’m 63 and I won’t do it for a dime but definitely for a quarter.........
Hell do what I do. Call the wife over.
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diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
story goes around town about an extremely wealthy Dutchman (who is pretty well known)
it is said that someone was next to him in a stall, using a urinal and they had tossed a quarter in there
so he goes, are you gonna reach in there for 25 cents?
the rich guys goes nope
then reaches in his pocket and pulls out 3 more quarters, and throws those in there aswell
but i will for a dollar, he said
When you still can't decide who was hotter.
Lilly Munster, or Mortica Adams.
Lilly Munster, or Mortica Adams.
Frodee
Off center a bit
Getting old is when your kids ask you if you made a will up yet and if you want to be cremated or just berried.
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.Just tell them you left it all to your mistress.Getting old is when your kids ask you if you made a will up yet and if you want to be cremated or just berried.
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