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    Acme did me proud

    Got the die cast in the mail today. Love it! The last two pictures are of the real car.
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    1970 Dart ACME Diecast

    I opened up the Calif Car Cover Spring catalogue and to my surprise on page 65 is a die cast of my Dart.See pictures below
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    Panties

    My ex girlfriend called me today, out of a clear blue sky. She says, "Guess what I'm not wearing any panties today!" So I asked her, "so you gave the tent maker the day off?" Somehow don't think she'll be calling anytime soon.
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    G oodGuys Fall Show

    Went to the GG fall show this weekend and got this bauble (for the Dart). Great way to close out the year
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    Door latch linkage clips

    I'm replacing the drivers door latch in my 1970 Dart. What color linkage clip (red, clear, white, black) goes where? Does anyone have a reference picture?
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    Spoons

    Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw...
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    [SOLD] 2 Ton Cherry Picker

    Two ton cherry picker, cylinder has been rebuilt, all new hardware. Asking $195. FOB my side yard.
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    1970-1972 Dodge Dart Passenger Door

    1970-1972 Dart right side, passenger door. Door is in good to excellent shape but is bare. I have a regulator and vent window hardware that will go with the door, $145.00 for everything. FOB my shed, or shipping is on you. PM me if interested.
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    [SOLD] Classic Instruments Six Gauge Set,Gray on White

    I just took out a six gauge set of Classic Instruments from my Dart, I changed faces, it was cheaper to buy new. Set needs a gas tank sending unit, turn signal circuitry in the speedometer needs repair. Classic said they can repair the circuitry. PM me for more information, asking $200 plus...
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    Bed Ridden

    The widow Mrs. Brown was undergoing her annual physical. As a last question the Dr. asked her, "have you ever been bed ridden"? Yes she said, "many times, but please don't tell anyone."
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    Keep It Neat

    Many years ago I was on a TWA flight from Boston to San Francisco. This 300 pounder came aboard and wouldn't you know it, she had the seat right next to me by the window. It took the extension to bolt her in. She ordered 2 scotches, "neat", and then proceeded to tell me she owned a cosmetics...
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    [FOR SALE] needed, 1968 Charger center roof bow/support

    I'm in need of a center bow/support for a 1968 Charger . It's the support that mounts the dome light. If you have one please PM me.
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    wet floors

    here is todays humor sorry, picture doesn't post
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    [FOR SALE] SBP wheels

    Wheels came with my Dart. 14X4.5, 31/2 back space. Wheels were blasted to white metal clean and then gray primed. Will consider delivering within 100 miles of my house in Livermore CA $175
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    [FOR SALE] Right and Left 1970 Dart Fenders

    Spare set of fenders off of my 1970 Dart. The fenders are in excellent shape and are primed. Both have the head light extensions. Will sell as a pair $225ea or separately $250. I'll deliver within 100 miles of my residence in Livermore CA.
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    [FOR SALE] Right and Left 1970 Dart Fenders

    Spare set of fenders off of my 1970 Dart. The fenders are in excellent shape and are primed. Both have the head light extensions. Will sell as a pair $225ea or separately $250. I'll deliver within 100 miles of my residence in Livermore CA.
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    I can't help myself

    I know this isn't an A body, but I though some of you might like to follow me on my 68 Charger build. I'm using a full perimeter frame from the Roadster Shop with a new drive line, a Gen3 392 hemi with a 8HP70 8 speed. This should be a fun build, no pressure to get it done, and it will most...
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    [SOLD] Set of 4 SBP wheels

    Set of 14X5 in SBP wheel removed from my 1970 Dart. Tires are in bad shape, one is blown out, but they go with the wheels. $225 for the set picked up in Livermore CA or delivered within 100 miles.
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    [SOLD] 1970 Dart Front Fenders, right side door (71) and rear valence

    Left and right 1970 Dart front fenders, excellent condition $175 each. Some trim parts as well.Right side door (71) good shape $100. Rear valance pan $75
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    [SOLD] 1970 Dart Instrument Cluster

    Used instrument cluster. I have no idea what shape it is in electronically, but physically it looks good. $50, freights on you.
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    [SOLD] 1970 Dart Swinger Rear Seat

    Good to excellent rear seat for a swinger $75. Shipping's on you or pick up at my place in CA. SEAT HAS BEEN SOLD
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    [FOR SALE] 1970 dart swinger window regulators

    Right and left side front door regulator for 1970 dart. Will work on other years. All three for $75 or $30 a piece. You pay the freight. I
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    1970 Dart rear seat

    I'm cleaning out my shed and I've got a good to excellent rear seat for a swinger. Make me an offer I can't refuse. Pick up at my place Livemore, CA
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    So I went to the West Coast Nationals

    So I went to the GoodGuys West Coast Nationals to relax and have fun with my friends. Somewhere in the conversation it got to "enter the Dart in the judging" so I did. I guess I can't claim to be a nobody anymore.
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    I Hate to Say This (I Really Don't)

    A friend and I were coming back from a shake down cruise to the coast last Sunday (Half Moon Bay, CA) prepatory to Hot August nights in Reno. So after a great day, with a lunch of oysters and streamed clams, we headed home (Livermore, CA). About 20 miles from home, the sway bar link came free of...
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    It's Happening Again, I must Be Insane

    There I was minding my own business when a friend called and said Ron you gotta see this!, a 1968 Charger with almost all of the bodywork complete. So yeah, it followed me home. The quarters are new, the front end's new and everything is there. I couldn't help myself. So I guess I'll be...
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    Shakespear

    Little Johnny (it's always little Johnny) got a small part in the school play. His line was, "There she lay with hope in her sole, I snatched a kiss and stole away, Shakespeare". Little Johnny appearing in from of the entire student body became frightened and confused and his lines came out as...
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    Light Bulbs

    At the Smith school the third grade class was doing "show and tell'. When it became little Johny's (its's always poor little Johnny) turn he said proudly, "my dad eats light bulbs"! The teacher said, "now Johnny don't lie, you know that can't be done". Johnny said , "no teacher, it's true, I...
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    Hidden antenna in dash

    I cut out the old speaker grill on my Dart and fabricated a well that holds my GPS and a roof antenna from a 2007 (I think) Chrysler 300C. The well is covered with a thin piece of grey lexan. The GPS work fine and gets a good signal. But the stereo does not receive any signal for stations. Also...
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    Little Old Lady

    The 777 had just taken off and reached cruising altitude. The pilot came on the radio and said "welcome aboard, we have reached our cruising attitude and service will start shortly". Thinking he had released the mic he turned to the copilot and said "man, would I like to screw the little blonde...
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