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I have a couple of 15 year old daughters who ard big fans of her. They say she was supposedly born with both male & female genitalia. Might just be a rumor but it could explain the Born This Way title.

Found this email in my spam box yesterday. Thought someody on the forum might be interested in a great deal!!! :D To bad it's not for US citizens. :scratch: Maybe you Canadian members? :lol: Sale! 1. ******, in liquid and crystal form. 2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious...

He once asked to borrow 25 cents to call a friend. I said, "Here's 50 cents. Call all of your friends."

Years ago there were actually some copies of Disney's movie The Black Hole that were confiscated, I believe by U.S. Customs, because it was thought they were porno films.

Why was the goat in the church? :scratch:

I'm almost afraid to ask what the 3rd word is, but.......

As Bugs Bunny would say... What a Maroon!

Okay, now what do you do when you need to vomit?

Cars don't talk back, they're just 4 wheeled friends now. http://youtu.be/sZVIvlmyiUA For some reason the video won't post!!!

Gee..........I thought it was their helicopters that made that sound.

Uh..... yeah, I was wondering about that one myself.

If you read used car dealer's ads you might be surprised how many of them call every 6 cylinder made a V6. I think a lot of younger people don't know there was ever any other type of 6 cylinder engine made. :banghead:

Uh...... :dontknow: Couldn't you have bought a wrench for less than the cost of the gas to drive the second vehicle back? Just sayin'..... But, yeah, as long as you had a good time....:banghead: I like the Airstream. Cool! \\:D/

Well............on a positive note, he certainly seemed happy while he was singing it. :sad11: :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

My brother had a brownstone in Brooklyn with a REALLY SMALL yard out front. He said that he & his girlfriend used to go out & cut the grass with scissors.

Bid retraction and cancellation history Bidder Action / Explanation Date of Bid and Retraction Member Id: 5***t( 15) Retracted: US $2,000.00 Explanation: Entered wrong amount Bid: Mar-02-11 01:24:17 PST Retracted: Mar-02-11 01:41:07 PST Shill bidder?????

The listing only says $12. The price he put further on down in the ad must be a typo! :toothy10:

Please explain how you sell money to break even. I don't get the concept. :scratch: I also don't like the idea of putting 350 chevy engines in everything under the sun, especially MOPARS! :wack:

So what are the videos it pulls up when I click on it? I don't have a youtube account. Maybe something my kids have posted?

Can't imagine what they were thinking when they hooked onto it where they did. When that thing started folding I literally sat there staring at the computer for about 15 seconds with my jaw dropped & my hand covering my mouth. UNBELIEVEABLE! #-o

I have to say, I sat here with my mouth hanging open for about 15 seconds after that truck hit the ground. Not so sure that the truck broke in half like the title of the vid says. Looks like maybe the frame just bent & the bed popped off. But you never know. How'd you like that truck's...

First time I tried one of my boys ran into the room screaming & then one of my girls came in & asked if I was taking one of those tests. Really helps when you have 4 seconds to answer each question! I think I got 38%! 2nd time I got 100%. No kids to bother me that time.

I think I saw that last year on some TV special about funny commercials. Still great!

Well it's understandable that she was in a hurry. Wouldn't want the gate to come down & damage the car. :-D

Didn't ruin my week. Just seems to me that we've had a BUNCH of jokes repeat themselves recently.

Where?

My brother is an FBI Agent. I think I'll have him check to see if there really is an agent or somebody working for the FBI with that name. :-D

Uhhhhhhh.........Isn't this like the 3rd time this has been posted in the last couple of weeks? :dontknow:

Wait a minute guys! It's all a scam! I got these yesterday! The FBI is getting to the bottom of this! ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY, We have been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your name by the...

Check out the "Flowery" language the Treasury Department is using these days..... Attention! Attention!! Attention!!! NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA REGULAR MAIL SERVICE (G.P.S)...