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    (Be) Hind Sight Is 20/20

    You can PLEASE a WOMAN if you know HOW to PLEASE a WOMAN! It is really simple and the sooner you figure out how to do it the sooner your life will become so much easier and happier!
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    Pet Great White Shark????

    Yea that is exactly what I want to do is pet a GREAT WHITE SHARK! That guy must be STUPID! She is just waiting for you to get enough courage to jump in and swim with her then it is going to be time for her to eat lunch! And "YOU" are the menu!
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    New Guy In Prison

    On the other hand something else may be OPENED up and something else INSERTED! I dare to say the new guy is going to be real SORE or real DEAD! Sure would hate to be in his shoes!
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    Banjo player

    If I was to step up and say what I am thinking! Low and behold it would be someone's kinfolk and chew my *** out for thinking such things and they would be all pissed off and offended of what I said! LOL So I better refrain from saying what I am thinking,I have enough people pissed off at me as...
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    Banjo player

    Damn I just do not know what to say! Probably shouldn't say anything so I am just going to observe this post and see what takes place! I have to say the picture does look real to me but I am certainly no expert on photographs! Come to think of it I am no expert at anything I just have opinions...
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    Smart Cars?

    Check out this LITTLE SMART CAR! It HUALS AZZ!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV1zQMcSsk0&feature=related I think I am going to OPEN a MOPED / SCOOTER Dealership, gas keeps going up the USA is going to look like VIETNAM in the streets with all the bikes,scooters,mopeds etc! I am trying...
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    Biker Tractor Pull

    She looks too strong for me to say anything BAD about her.She just might read what is being said here at FABO and get mad! I don't like for BIG WOMEN to be mad at me! They can hurt you real quick! Just look at the stance she has! Looks like one of those Japanese SUMU (SPELLING) WRESTLERS!
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    A New Porting Method

    If it is not a JOKE then those guys have to be the DUMBEST ASSHOLES I EVER HEARD OF! Now I have to admit I did some really wild things before when I was YOUNG! LOL but nothing to compare to anything like this! That is just PLAIN STUPID!
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    Explain this.

    I think it is staged to! Now on the other hand if "ONE *** CHEEK WAS BLOWN COMPLETELY OFF" It would be real!:bootysha:
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    The *****

    Well looks like she either has made enough $$$ to retire and sell the Limo or either is upgrading to a NEW ONE! Damn the Britts have it made!
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    Most Powerful Liquid In the world

    A young boy age 9 was sitting on the curb and looking at a clear jar of liquid sealed tight with a lid. Then a Preist walked up and asked Little Tommy what do you have there! Tommy replied Father I have a Jar of the most Powerful Liquid in the World! The Preist says well Tommy do you have a jar...
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    Diary of a Minnesota winter

    That is verry funny! Now I know why I don't live where it snows! On the other hand this Houston Texas Humidity can make you CUSS quite a bit!
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    Drifting anyone???

    That is one pedling SOB! I wonder what top speed he could get up to if he was going in a straight line! LOL Probably enough to outrun an American that is pissed at him and Allah!
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    Blond Jokes

    "BLONDES AND FOOTBALL" FOOTBALL " NOW IT FINALLY MAKES SENSE " A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had...
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    If Your A Grandpa, Don't Get Lost!

    That was a REAL GOOD ONE there.I laughed my *** off!
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    I need one of these blocks

    I actually think that his wiggling pin is really loose in the wobbling hole! If he can get that adjusted properly ! Well he may be alright! LOL The problem is getting it adjusted properly,If you get it too tight you still have the same effect as you actually had when it was too loose! :salute:
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    Mmm Dinner..

    Damn at the CHOLESTROL! But tht WENDYS BURGER sure would hit the spot! Especially with some HOT GREASY FRIES and a CHOCOLATE MALT! :tongue9: BUT I do have one QUESTION! How in the HELL did you friend eat that BIG BIG BIG MAC! Must have broken that baby down and used a fork!LOL
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    New Motor

    The hell with getting it on! I could help with getting it OFF! Sure is a NICEmotor though,especially the bottom end!
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    soap?

    My Parents GOD BLESS THEM! always told me if I couldn't say anything then don't say anything at all! At this time I will be REAL QUIET!
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    Kitty Wash

    What they didn't show was when they first opened the door to get the kitty out after the machine stopped! From the way the kitty reacted at first I bet when they opened that door they had to RUN AND CATCH THE KITTY! I just wonder how long it took them to catch it! Because KITTY damn sure wanted...
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    the last OJ joke

    OJ needs to go hunting with Dick Cheney! Deer or Elk hunting and Dicky needs to be toting one of those 50 caliber sniper rifles! And OJ could accidentally walk into the crosshairs right as Dick squeezed the trigger! That would be the cheapest way,would cost about $3.00 for the round Because that...
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    Johnny's Back

    Damn thats my kind of Woman!LOL :love4: Bobby
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    Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

    You coule have left out BODY BY FISHER! Nothing wrong with chevys or people that own them! :sign6: Well not much anyways!LOL I happen to like all old CLASSIC MUSCLE CARS! and own a few different ones and even a BODY BY FISHER! :salute: Bobby
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    Freedom

    You are very Welcome,and my hat is off to every Veteran of the Military and the fine Americans serving in the Various branches of the Military now! In my book every one that served in the Military is a Hero! and Especially the Vets from the Viet Nam Era! I get sick and tired of hearing all the...
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    Freedom

    You just can't please everyone! You hear them all cry please come help us! We are being murdered,or slaughtered or mistreated by whoever Saddam ETC! Then when we get there they all gripe because somebody gets hurt! I am just about ready to say the hell to all of them.The truth never gets...
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