Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and broke every branch on the way down with her face.
Classic insults
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Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
He's so ugly that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mom.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his *** and teach him how to walk backwards.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
She has a face only a mother would love and her dad would die laughing.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
He's so ugly that his parents fed him with a sling-shot.
Dartswinger70
Well-Known Member
"With friends like that, who needs enemas..." 
Dartswinger70
Well-Known Member
Here is one of the many classic exchanges between Fred and Aunt Esther:
Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time
Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time
Ahoey
Well-Known Member
Oh wow got a $100 gift card for Princess Auto yee haw. Us western Canadians will know what that is
Moparvinson
Well-Known Member
I like when aunt ester said " beauty is only skin deep" and Fred told her " well you must have been born inside out".
Watch it sucka……
DartGTDan
'71 Dart GT Fan
It's better to let people think you're an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove it!
Ahoey
Well-Known Member
Stuck my foot in my mouth more than once LOL. Cause you don’t know the same things I don’t know
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
You sound like the ending song on Corner Gas...
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
Thats Bible right there, proverbs 17:28
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.
Classic insults... and here I thought this was another thread ragging on Classic Industries
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