Oh yes.... The way of the Woman....
I have had many.
From 1986 to 2003 I was not with out a hottie by my side. The hotter the meaner. Even had one that would pee on my toothbrush when she was mad. Had another that put broken glass in my bed. Had another that would drink 2 bottles of wine pack her 4 year old into the car and run out to get a half case of beer.....
But I didn't know how to be alone.....
In 2003 after finding my alcoholic girlfriend sleeping on the floor in the front room with her child sleeping in the bedroom.... This was at 5am, me getting home from work, front door left open all night..... To add to the fun... She had been balling a coworker.....
I said to my self..... Its time I stop and be single.. It was hard. I didn't know what to do.....
That lasted about 2 years. 2 years of being single.... Then I met a girl.... The same kind of girl I had dated in the past.... Not mean but another heavy drinker... I realized, I liked being single. I mean, after 2 years happy solo living I loved it. I could do what I wanted, when I wanted.
My new lady wanted to have sex one night at about 1am... I had to go to work at 5am... I told her no. In the morning she was so pist off she told me she had never been turned down and didn't want to see me anymore.... I told her not to forget her stuff when she left...
She called me for 2 weeks after that....... But I was happy being able to watch StarTrek in my underwear, enjoying the sound of my own farts again.
Then in early 2007 I started chatting to this lady on the net. I wasn't looking for anything...
Our first date lasted all night.... In the morning I said "Do you want to date forever or do you just want to get married". She thought it was a joke. We had just met the night before. The next day I asked again.... She said yes.... We here married 2 months later, an Elvis wedding in Vegas.
It was my first marrage, I was 38. My wife is the best god damn woman in the world. She giggles when I fart, loves my Barracuda and is a Scifi fan.... She can also tell you the back story of every Super Hero, is a hell of a good cook has huge bewbies, and is damn nice to be around.