True, I wanted an antique plate but when I found out the rules, I didnt want it any longer. You can only drive the car on your brithday, national holidays and such things as an anniversary with your wife or husband.
Dont have any ideas for you Jack, but CATCHME, UL B SRY, WANT2GO, and thats about it, maybe, NODUSTER or NTADUSTA (not a duster).
Get a can of paint and make your own license plate, just always out run em haha.