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Morning guys 30 above here no new snow but high winds. there saying as high as 60 mph witch isn't bad for here.
 
morning fellers

we got a few inches here overnite too

as soon as im done with my coffee ill fire up the ole plow truck
 
diymirage said:
morning fellers

we got a few inches here overnite too

as soon as im done with my coffee ill fire up the ole plow truck
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Would come in handy having a plow truck.
Haven't had to use the snowblower yet about 3" is all we got so far anyway.
 
Good morning got deer in the yard grazing on the stubble of the grass +4 was 8yesterday chance of showers , calling for flurries Thursday but unlikely.stay safe wear that mask there is still a pandemic.
 
Fred Scigliano said:
Would come in handy having a plow truck.
Haven't had to use the snowblower yet about 3" is all we got so far anyway.
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I bought the plow when we bought this house

The drive way is horseshoe shaped and just to big for me to do with a snowblower

Plus, this gives me a chance to get the kids involved

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Biff said:
Good morning got deer in the yard grazing on the stubble of the grass +4 was 8yesterday chance of showers , calling for flurries Thursday but unlikely.stay safe wear that mask there is still a pandemic.
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And get the shot when it's available as well.
 
Ordering pizza in the near future:

CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE: No, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE: No, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large three cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.

GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good.

CALLER: How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased one box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax return, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE: I'm sorry, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet or TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago.

Welcome to the future.
 
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