Last one to post in this thread wins!

-
missing linc said:
Ordering pizza in the near future:

CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE: No, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE: No, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large three cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.

GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good.

CALLER: How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased one box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax return, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE: I'm sorry, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet or TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago.

Welcome to the future.
Click to expand...
Boy that's the truth.
 
missing linc said:
Guaranteed it will trickle over the border into Canada in short order. Won't be long before we're all on welfare once the governments tax us into poverty.
Click to expand...
I hope it doesn't head your way but it usually does.
Were gonna have a whole pile of immigrants migrating this way soon I here.
I don't mind helping someone in need but when someone does't have enough ambition to help themselves I refuse to help.
 
67129483.jpg
 
missing linc said:
Guaranteed it will trickle over the border into Canada in short order. Won't be long before we're all on welfare once the governments tax us into poverty.
Click to expand...
Our glorious elite politicians can direct the “migrant trains” straight to Canada to speed up the process for you. After all, if the “migrants” aren’t safe in the countries south of our border, think how safe they will be in the country north of our border.
 
Fred Scigliano said:
One of those bend over times again Biff but this time was with a pine cone.
Click to expand...
Ok so I know this isn’t the political thread but we’re mostly all friends here , from an outside perspective there are guys on here from all over the US and it seems that Trump is the preferred ,or republicans are then how did the democrats get in ? Asking for a friend :popcorn:
 
Biff said:
Ok so I know this isn’t the political thread but we’re mostly all friends here , from an outside perspective there are guys on here from all over the US and it seems that Trump is the preferred ,or republicans are then how did the democrats get in ? Asking for a friend :popcorn:
Click to expand...
Prior to election night, I predicted “win at the ballot box, lose at the mailbox.”
upload_2021-1-20_20-34-53.jpeg

Not comparing anyone to Stalin, but his observation that “it doesn’t matter who votes, it only matters who counts the votes” was actually quite accurate.
 
Bobacuda said:
Prior to election night, I predicted “win at the ballot box, lose at the mailbox.”
View attachment 1715674314
Not comparing anyone to Stalin, but his observation that “it doesn’t matter who votes, it only matters who counts the votes” was actually quite accurate.
Click to expand...
Ok sooooo he cheated like the Donald said :popcorn:
 
Biff said:
Ok so I know this isn’t the political thread but we’re mostly all friends here , from an outside perspective there are guys on here from all over the US and it seems that Trump is the preferred ,or republicans are then how did the democrats get in ? Asking for a friend :popcorn:
Click to expand...
Good question Biff Everything from the elections that was pointing to the fact that the voting was rigged is shut down off the internet and TV for the most part.
I am no guru when it comes to politics but I would have to say that all the news were getting is mostly wrong and has been for many years.
Just my 2 cents really doesn't mean much.
 
Biff said:
Ok sooooo he cheated like the Donald said :popcorn:
Click to expand...
Don’t know if Biden cheated, but there were some iffy things around the entire election. For example, in Canada did you hear about Hunter’s laptop or hear Hunter’s former business partner? There’s other stuff, but those items were squelched by the MSM, and after the election, there were plenty of Dems that said had they heard about it, they would have voted differently.

Politics is hardball. I don’t know about Canadian politics, but I imagine you have your share of drama and disagreement.

This will never be resolved to everyone’s satisfaction. The Victor writes the history. I will remember, remain vigilant and wait for the next election.
 
Bobacuda said:
Prior to election night, I predicted “win at the ballot box, lose at the mailbox.”
View attachment 1715674314
Not comparing anyone to Stalin, but his observation that “it doesn’t matter who votes, it only matters who counts the votes” was actually quite accurate.
Click to expand...
We saw it coming with the virus starting it. at least some of us did.
But not a political sight so I'm done...
 
well, it finally happened, the battery in the wifes winterbeater died
not too surprising, seeing how she pretty goes back and forth to work, about a 4 mile round trip

i picked one up for her, and putting it in tomorrow

cant believe the stocker only lasted 13 years
 
diymirage said:
well, it finally happened, the battery in the wifes winterbeater died
not too surprising, seeing how she pretty goes back and forth to work, about a 4 mile round trip

i picked one up for her, and putting it in tomorrow

cant believe the stocker only lasted 13 years
Click to expand...
LOL it did good....
 
Fred Scigliano said:
LOL it did good....
Click to expand...
Yeah it did
North of 150k miles

About a month ago I noticed it wasn't cranking over as fast as it used to, so I put her on the charger for a good deep charge
It didn't really make a difference, so I wasn't really expecting it to last through the winter
 
The battery in my Ventura has been in there for almost 10 years, I bought it used from an auto wrecker, I keep expecting it to crap out, but it's still going.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
-

Back
Top