Ahoey
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Better treat the cook well
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Ahoey
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Well time to go feed Herman before he’s completely dead and I have to build him a new heart. Have a great day guy’s
Have a good one Murray I'm gonna go play in the garage also.
chryslerfat
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Well I will go to the barn also
Just came in for a cup of coffee gonna go back out and figure out what next to do on the old truck now that the shop is clean.
Ahoey
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Done that half way through messing it up again
Oh yea I'll definitely make a mess again.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local store manager:
Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
Ahoey
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Shot my first turkey today. Sent everyone scrambling in the meat department
Ya think we could create a riot if we went shopping together. lol
Shot my first turkey today. Sent everyone scrambling in the meat department
Ahoey
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Without even cracking a sweat.
Slept 8 hours last night without having to go pee but thank god the bathroom is 3 steps from my bed.
Was nice sleeping in.
Was nice sleeping in.
chryslerfat
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I got the rear rims and tires on this weekend and painted the tailgate with right side quarter panel. I also put the taillights in and got all the lights working. I also got a battery in it and a new alternator belt
Wheels look awesome. Whole car looks awesome. You flipping this thing?
chryslerfat
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Yes looking to bring the huge fleet I own down some. Thanks
Your gonna keep that old T body ya got. Ya gotta keep that CF.
I peaked at 11. Vehicles. Im at 6 right now.
Selling My daily driver here soon and will be down to 3. If I can't park them all in the garage it just bothers me to see them sitting outside.
The Barracuda is the only one in the dry. The rest gotta suffer. Lol
Depends
Morning guys and Happy Monday. Family Day for us above you.
Some people are off and some have to work. What a farce but as long as the Gov. workers get it off is the main thing. NOT!!!!
Some people are off and some have to work. What a farce but as long as the Gov. workers get it off is the main thing. NOT!!!!
chryslerfat
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Yes I have mint doors,trunk lid and windshield in the grainery for it.
chryslerfat
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To be honest I will never sell the T coupe. After buying it I took it by dads house to show him and he shared that he always wanted to build a T bucket but family came first financially. I just wish I had got it done before he passed and that is why I am now narrowing down from 12 projects to hopefully drive it before I pass.
Yea good idea and would like to see pictures when you do build it.
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