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Mark Wainwright said:
Two Texans were out on the ranch talking about their favourite sex positions.

One said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

“I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy "What is it ?”

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from
behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands
and whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.' "

“Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”
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A would think that would be his last rodeo.
 
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fatoldguy said:
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Good blonde joke FOG.
One of my favorites is 2 blondes were putting new siding on there house one would hold the board and the other was pounding in the nails. The one pounding the nails would throw about every other nail over her shoulder. Finally the blonde holding the board ask why she kept throwing away nails, the answer was the head of the nail is on the wrong side. The blonde holding the board just shook her head and said you stupid blonde those are for the other side of the house!
 
MonkeyMadness said:
Who's in charge today? Who's watching the old guy making sure they don't wander off today?
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I think it's Marks turn but I think he went for a walk, so I think FOG is taking over but I thought he went for a walk. I guess it's my turn to cover for Fog??? or was I covering for Mark???
No I got it figured out now I???? What were we talking about?
 
Since no one is posting or taking a nap I got one more blonde joke. ( sorry Biff) A blonde was driving down the road and got stuck in a bad hail storm witch left dents all over her car, so she went to her mechanic to find out what to do to fix her car. And the mechanic thought stupid blonde bringing her car to a mechanic instead of a body shop, he told her to take the car home and get down and blow in the exhaust pipe and all the dents will pop out.
when her brunette room mate came home she saw the blonde blowing as hard as she could up the exhaust pipe and ask why. The blonde told her that her mechanic told her to blow in the exhaust pipe and all the dents would pop out of her car. The brunette just shook her head and said you stupid blonde you have to roll up the windows first!
 
Thankfully with this company it's more of a norm than a special occasion. We get this once ever 2-3 months not including fiscal yr-end or holidays
I love it here my boss the owner is my sons adopted grandpa and his wife can't get enough of my boy and my family. Could be happier
 
fatoldguy said:
Work ???
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MonkeyMadness said:
Thankfully with this company it's more of a norm than a special occasion. We get this once ever 2-3 months not including fiscal yr-end or holidays
I love it here my boss the owner is my sons adopted grandpa and his wife can't get enough of my boy and my family. Could be happier
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Wow sounds great MMP not to many jobs like that. All the jobs I had was lucky to get a Christmas party at work or a vacation.
 
chryslerfat said:
Work is not a special occasion. lmao
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Never has been for me CF.
OK I know this sounds stupid but what does LMAO mean? Lick Me All Over or what?
I just learned not to long ago what LOL means. I think I am a helpless cause.
 
Fred Scigliano said:
Never has been for me CF.
OK I know this sounds stupid but what does LMAO mean? Lick Me All Over or what?
I just learned not to long ago what LOL means. I think I am a helpless cause.
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Fred are you sure your not blonde :poke:
 
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