My Luck

[Mark Wainwright]

I started reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is about to happen - can feel it.

 

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Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for next Tuesday

 

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I'm going to need Elon Musk to send me a list of five reasons why his rocket failed for the 8th time

 

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Maybe we shouldn’t hand our air traffic control system over to a guy whose space rockets keep exploding

 

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This is what really sits in Fort Knox

 

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[Professor Fate]

I detect a recurring theme...

Coming soon to a theater near you:

 

[Ottmundr]

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You miss the point.
The first two are private individuals spending their own money.
The third is the American people getting what they voted for.
Now, ask yourself, "Why would they vote for that?"
Next time, post this retarded false equivalency in the N&P section and you can be rebutted in the manner you deserve.

 

[Professor Fate]

You miss the point.
The first two are private individuals spending their own money.
The third is the American people getting what they voted for.
Now, ask yourself, "Why would they vote for that?"
Next time, post this retarded false equivalency in the N&P section and you can be rebutted in the manner you deserve.

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I think you missed MY point- we're on the same page.
Comparisons of a common denominator.

 

[Yunick13]

I detect a recurring theme...
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Already happening. One party is losing its temper

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach.

The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.

"By any chance, do you have a boyfriend who goes to Wisconsin University?"

She furrows her brows. "Uh… why do you ask?"

The doctor chuckles, "I’m not just a doctor, I’m also an amateur detective. This mark? It looks like someone’s been pressing against you while wearing a sweater with a big embroidered letter. My guess? A ‘W’ from a Wisconsin sweater—probably your boyfriend’s. The rough stitching must’ve been rubbing against your skin."

She nods, impressed. "Wow, doc! Not bad at all!"

The doctor smirks. "So… am I right? Your boyfriend’s from Wisconsin?"

She grins. "Nope! But my girlfriend is from Michigan!"