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My Luck
- Thread starter Mark Wainwright
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Well, it looks like she has PLENTY of heart!
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Had an ex wife like that, but with her any hole was the wrong hole!
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And some poor bastard has to crawl up beside her every night
Ahoey
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And there you go thinking with the small head again, that’s what gets the Buck deer shot year after year
We humans have the corollary to the buck, it’s called divorceAnd there you go thinking with the small head again, that’s what gets the Buck deer shot year after year
Ahoey
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However they never get married. So any wet hole is a good hole. That’s how they get shot. Thinking with the small head.
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A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. He couldn’t say he had no children because he couldn’t lie (and we all know that lawyers cannot and do not lie).
So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids. He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with a real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right. The agent asked, “How many children do you have?” The lawyer answered, “Twelve.”
The agent asked, “Where are the others?” The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered, “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”
Moral of the story: It’s not necessary to lie ... one has only to choose the right words. And don’t forget that most politicians are lawyers ! !
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. He couldn’t say he had no children because he couldn’t lie (and we all know that lawyers cannot and do not lie).
So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids. He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with a real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right. The agent asked, “How many children do you have?” The lawyer answered, “Twelve.”
The agent asked, “Where are the others?” The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered, “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”
Moral of the story: It’s not necessary to lie ... one has only to choose the right words. And don’t forget that most politicians are lawyers ! !
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Ahoey
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Bunch of fat guys
ragtopfury
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Bunch of rich fat guys.
Ahoey
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Still fat guys, heart attacks require no money
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