My Luck

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I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex - he’s a small arms dealer.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated, he’s all right now.

I threw a boomerang a couple years ago; I now live in constant fear.

Ho!w does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.

The claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a little more space.

What do you call a steak that’s been knighted ? Sir Loin.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
 
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