dragondan64
Banned
Just a funny joke I would never buy a chebby! My new Truck
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio
was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road
Again' Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an
instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced
Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few
days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said, 'Beatles', I'd get one of their
awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, '*** Hole!' Immediately the
radio responded with,"Ladies and
gentlemen, The President of The
United States''...
Damn I love this truck
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio
was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road
Again' Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an
instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced
Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few
days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said, 'Beatles', I'd get one of their
awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, '*** Hole!' Immediately the
radio responded with,"Ladies and
gentlemen, The President of The
United States''...
Damn I love this truck
