Some folks are uncanny in their ability to distinguish taste and country of origin. I am just good enough to explain I like it or don't! Hah!
A man in a bar bets the bartender $500 that he can be blindfolded and tell any 5 different straight drinks and tell him what they are and who made them.
The bartender agrees and blindfolds the man and sets up the first drink.
The man tastes it and says “scotch, Hennessy 12 year old”
Since the man was correct, he sets up the second drink.
The man tastes it and says “Vodka, Ketel One”
Since he was correct again, the bartender sets up the third drink.
The man tastes it and says “Tequilla, Patron”.
Now grumbling that the man is still right, the bartender sets up the fourth drink.
The man tastes it and says “Cognac, D’Usse”
Now the bartender is pissed off and sure to lose the bet on the final drink. Deciding he will get even, he goes to the end of the bar and gets another customer to piss in the final drink glass and then sets it up on the bar.
The man tastes it and hollers “That’s piss!” ripping off his blindfold.
The bartender laughs out loud and says “Yes it is...and you have to pay me $500 unless you can tell me who made it!”
