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Unconventional said:
:rofl: From 440 Source

WARNING: Our stroker kits have been known to cause the following adverse effects, even when used properly: Please read this section fully before ordering.

Many customers have reported the following issues:

1. Extreme tire wear, especially in the rear.
2. Premature driveshaft failure.
3. Speeding Tickets.
4. Increased dry cleaning bills, especially for underwear.
5. Premature U-joint failure.
6. Learning to drive with tires boiling in all gears.
7. Unexplained smiling at the thoughts of taking your ride out next.
8. Plastic surgery bills to remove your "perma-smile"
9. Premature axle failure.
10. Annoyed neighbors from loud exhaust, screeching tires, late night wrenching sessions, etc.

If you experience any of these effects, please do not attempt treatment yourself. Do not call a medical professional for treatment advice. Proceed immediately to the nearest drag strip. Apply maximum acceleration repeatedly for 4-8 hours. Warning: This is only a temporary cure. You may find more frequent trips to the drag strip will become necessary. In test subjects, this behavior has been proven to become extremely habit forming. Frequent consultations with Visa and/or Mastercard may temporarily ease pain and suffering, however "the bug" will almost certainly return with increased intensity. If this happens, reapply Visa, Mastercard and drag strip, in that order. Don't say we didn't warn you!!
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Unconventional said:
Wasn't the '74 Dart Sport Hang 10 the one with the fold down rear seat and moonroof?
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Fold down for sure. I don't know if all had a sunroof. Could have been part of the package though. I wonder if I can find out quick.
 
Unconventional said:
Wasn't the '74 Dart Sport Hang 10 the one with the fold down rear seat and moonroof?
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Optional sun roof and fold down. Interesting.

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halifaxhops said:
Have to love he. Still uses a Italian scooter to get around. She grew up in Argentina father was a banker in the 30-40's there. Taking al the Nazi money! Guy died on his 102 BD having sex with a 70 year old! I never knew she lived there during their revolution. Talked about that yesterday. You would never know she was fluid in Spanish looking at her. One day we were in a store together some guys behind us were talking Spanish and she just blasted them, not sure what they said but pissed her off. Pretty funny getting schooled by a little old lady!
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My MIL was in line at the bank one time and the guys behind her were talking in French making fun of everyone else in line... She just kept to herself until she was next in line for the teller and when one of the guys spoke and made a grammar error, she corrected it and then walked to her window...
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She taught French for over 30 years and retired as head of the language department at the college....
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Mopar Tim said:
I am bidding on that....
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LOL Thought one of you would. 150 I would ask at Carlisle cleaned up. Just got back from Halifax, Beer store is sold out, shew saved mne some though, hardware store has toilet paper limit six rolls, Off road diesel every conceivable container being filled up, all atms down. Not a fun ride this am!
 
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