Stop in for a cup of coffee

[krazykuda]

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Women that say size doesn't matter are shallow....

 

[dukeboy440]

Don't know how that would work. FDIC insurance limit is only $250,000.

Ok? What does that have to do with it?

 

[Mopar Tim]

Ok? What does that have to do with it?

Several accounts....

 

[toolmanmike]

Ok? What does that have to do with it?

If you win a billion dollars it has to be safely kept somewhere. FDIC only guarantees up to $250,000. One reason why the wealthy have money in multiple banks.

 

[krazykuda]

I would take it all in cash and bury it in jars in my back yard....

 

[toolmanmike]

Cup#2

 

[Mopar Tim]

I would take it all in cash and bury it in jars in my back yard....

I would invest it in liquid assets, BEER!!!!

 

[krazykuda]

If you win a billion dollars it has to be safely kept somewhere. FDIC only guarantees up to $250,000. One reason why the wealthy have money in multiple banks.

Several accounts....

Just open one bank account at Wells Fargo and they will 'take care of opening the rest of the accounts' without your permission...

 

[krazykuda]

I would invest it in liquid assets, BEER!!!!

Beer and p*ssy....

 

[toolmanmike]

I would invest it in liquid assets, BEER!!!!

I could afford a couple bottles of Old Rip Van Winkle.

 

[toolmanmike]

Just open one bank account at Wells Fargo and they will 'take care of opening the rest' of the accounts' without your permission...

 

[Unconventional]

A local guy won a sizable Lotto years ago. He had 90 days to collect. He and his attorney, accountant, insurance agents spent those 90 days figuring out how to keep the $$$ safe and in the family. When they had it figured out, he claimed it.

 

[toolmanmike]

Just open one bank account at Wells Fargo and they will 'take care of opening the rest of the accounts' without your permission...

Still laughing my AAAZZ off!

 

[Unconventional]

Been there. Done that.

 

[krazykuda]

A local guy won a sizable Lotto years ago. He had 90 days to collect. He and his attorney, accountant, insurance agents spent those 90 days figuring out how to keep the $$$ safe and in the family. .

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family...

 

[Tooljunkie]

Good for 3 days..

 

[dukeboy440]

If you win a billion dollars it has to be safely kept somewhere. FDIC only guarantees up to $250,000. One reason why the wealthy have money in multiple banks.

Well yeah, but that’s why you spread it out.

besides, half of it would get invested in some long term, safe EFTs. Or maybe I just take it all out in cash, buy that entire mountain in Montana and build a fortress, or turn it into that place that norad has in Cheyenne Mountain hahahaah yes there is sarcasm here

 

[dukeboy440]

A local guy won a sizable Lotto years ago. He had 90 days to collect. He and his attorney, accountant, insurance agents spent those 90 days figuring out how to keep the $$$ safe and in the family. When they had it figured out, he claimed it.

Yep. They say 80 percent of lotto winners end up broke or dead within 3-5 years of winning it.

 

[toolmanmike]

Good for 3 days..View attachment 1715674474

And a flame like a forge. I am surprised how long a small hopper lasts in my smoker. The fire pot is smaller than a coffee cup.

 

[toolmanmike]

Yep. They say 80 percent of lotto winners end up broke or dead within 3-5 years of winning it.

Sad but true I'm sure.

 

[toolmanmike]

Well yeah, but that’s why you spread it out.

besides, half of it would get invested in some long term, safe EFTs. Or maybe I just take it all out in cash, buy that entire mountain in Montana and build a fortress, or turn it into that place that norad has in Cheyenne Mountain hahahaah yes there is sarcasm here

You could buy a sizable chunk of Montana with a billion. Uncle Sam would get half.

 

[Unconventional]

Yep. They say 80 percent of lotto winners end up broke or dead within 3-5 years of winning it.

He was up in years when he won, at the time Lotto winnings were not allowed to be passed on to survivors. He bought a large amount of life insurance for 1 thing.

 

[Mopar Tim]

Yep. They say 80 percent of lotto winners end up broke or dead within 3-5 years of winning it.

Unless someone steals it from you, cannot spend a billion in your lifetime....Just interest in a bank account you cannot spend!! Crazy amount...

 

[zkx14]

Unless someone steals it from you, cannot spend a billion in your lifetime....

I'd give it my best try!
Good Morning

 

[Mopar Tim]

Unless someone steals it from you, cannot spend a billion in your lifetime....Just interest in a bank account you cannot spend!! Crazy amount...

Sure would like to try!!!!!!!!!