Lol I could my aunt live near there haha
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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That would be hilarious
On the side of a interstate!
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory...
You couldn't park anywhere near the place...
You couldn't park anywhere near the place...
Wonder if they’d try to ticket ya for littering lol
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
He was just going through a stage.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
He just needed a little space.
How does Moses make tea?
He brews.
He brews.
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Make me one with everything.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
An impasta.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
His car got toad away.
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
She looked at me surprised.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
They each got six months.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
Wonder if that’s like Atlas Babylon
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Rest in peace to boiling water.
You will be mist.
You will be mist.
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew-chew train.
A chew-chew train.
Want to hear a construction joke?
Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Two artists had an art contest.
It ended in a draw!
It ended in a draw!
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