I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
I call it my trail mix.
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
…is sphere itself.
…is sphere itself.
What genre are national anthems?
Country.
Country.
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.
“That’s one too many!” says the customer. The clerk replies “It’s a freebie.”
“That’s one too many!” says the customer. The clerk replies “It’s a freebie.”
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own eyes.
You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own eyes.
I bought the newlyweds an elephant for their room.
They said, “Thank you.” I said, “Don’t mention it.”
They said, “Thank you.” I said, “Don’t mention it.”
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
You boil the hell out of it.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Towels.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek–a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
To the I.C.U.
Nurse: Blood type?
Dad: Red.
Dad: Red.
A person is walking down the street and hears a bunch of people in a fenced-in yard shouting, “19! 19! 19! 19!” Curious, he walks over and looks through a hole in the fence.
Someone from the other side pokes him in the eye and they all start shouting, “20! 20! 20!”
Someone from the other side pokes him in the eye and they all start shouting, “20! 20! 20!”
I had a chip implanted in my body.
It was a Cool Ranch Dorito.
It was a Cool Ranch Dorito.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Today I gave my dead batteries away.
They were free of charge.
They were free of charge.
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<~~~~~~ Looking around
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Is that assault over?
Nope, he’s reloading
I think he must have bought a book lol!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A Honda at the car show!
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Mornin'
They have the camber right lol!
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