Hoppy was delivering packages on Christmas Eve also.
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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Mitch going through that vac advance disaster with a 68 383 one like you did!
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Morning all. Speaking of wrappings and Balls.
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
The tune below is the "Sailor's Hornpipe". It is also sung to "The Parade of the Wooden Soldiers" with the fourth line shortened to "Do your balls hang low?"
Chorus:
Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying **** at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
The tune below is the "Sailor's Hornpipe". It is also sung to "The Parade of the Wooden Soldiers" with the fourth line shortened to "Do your balls hang low?"
Chorus:
Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying **** at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
I’ve heard that beforeYup was fun!
You’re a bad girl!
Good Morning All! Festive in here this a.m. lol!
Festivus for the rest of us!
Morning with a little Christmas cheer here. Taking off soon driving to KC and spend a couple days with the MIL. Today is her 888th birthday and then tomorrow is Christmas. She'll kick us out tomorrow and we'll be home early afternoon. Good friends are going to Colorado for a few days to visit their son and we I've been told are dog sitting their Burna-doddle named Lola. Burnese Mountain dog mix the most laid-back dog I've ever met. It should be fun haven't had a dog in the house for a few years. Of course, wouldn't you know it turns cold this week so the dog walks will be chilly. Have a great day!!
Tell her happy 888 from us. Bet she has seen alot!
Have a safe trip. Happy birthday to your mother in law! 888!
She has a retired school nurse. A great woman treats me like a son in fact has told Cheryl she likes me better than her son...haha!!
Was she hot when she was 222? Friend wants to know....... 
Here's a pic of Becky's Christmas Village, it's one of 4 "scenes" around the house and it gets bigger every year. Also son's and GF's out celebrating GF's birthday, local casino.
Of course she was just look at her daughter!! Funny Cheryl's mom 5'4 her dad and brother 5'7 and Cheryl is 6'0. Funny family pics.Was she hot when she was 222? Friend wants to know.......
That’s a good looking bunch. The Christmas scene is pretty.
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Quiet warm windy day here, I was in a tee shirt most of yesterday. No white Christmas here! Woke up and thought sure I was in a hotel. Jodi put on a big crock pot of Currie last night so house smells like a super 8! I love curry! Today I am going to clean the shop as it is time. Maybe go for a Xmas putt. Nice laid back day, hope all y’all are enjoying your families. Shout out to my cousin, haven’t seen @memike on here in a bit. Know he is busy!
Enjoy the day!!
We had a drill SGT teach us that as a cadence. Lasted 6 months of singing that until our graduation prep day, when during practice, the battalion CSM heard it…. A female. Yeah that ended a good run
Good morning from NJ, drizzle here. Just got back from the bakery. Coffee and doughnuts 
People are too sensitive
that’s a funny song.
Sounds like a great addition to the coffee!Good morning from NJ, drizzle here. Just got back from the bakery. Coffee and doughnuts
Oh don’t get me started. The army has gone beyond woke these days. 99 percent of the cadences we sang just a couple years ago, are now banned. Anything that talks remotely about death, or killing or harming anything from birds to people, banned. Anything that involves anything sexual in nature, banned. Anything that involves graphic images, banned.People are too sensitive
A Happy Christmas Eve Y'all
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