Stop in for a cup of coffee

[zkx14]

When smurfs do it, do they have smorgasms?

If you do it on the carpet, do you have a floorgasm?

If you do it at WalMart, do you have a storegasm?

If you do it on a football field, Is it a scoregasm?

if you have to pay her, is it a whoregasm?

I think you are overthinking this...

 

[Mopar Tim]

I think you are overthinking this...

I think, saying he is over THINKING this is a stretch! No THOUGHT there!!!

 

[zkx14]

I think, saying he is over THINKING this is a stretch! No THOUGHT there!!!

So maybe just a mindless diversion from his crayon eaters?

 

[ScampMike]

When smurfs do it, do they have smorgasms?

you know you're asking the wrong guy right?

 

[ScampMike]

 

[krazykuda]

Something funny as hell happened at the car show yesterday, My car was parked next to a Restaurant/ Brewery called Belching Beaver. A 21 year old guy and his sister wanted to hear car run. So I fire it up, and give it a few revs, and a guy appears and is pissed, I guess I gassed him out sitting in the outdoor tables in the restaurant! Well I said I was sorry, BUT the consensus of the people watching the action, said the same thing, sit at a different table. It IS a car show with muscle cars!!

that's great - some people huh???? The Belching Beaver huh? yaahoo

Belching Beaver = Queef

 

[krazykuda]

it is california, he was probably scared itd kill some spotted owl or something

He could have irritable owl syndrome....

 

[krazykuda]

When smurfs do it, do they have smorgasms?

Only if it include marshmallows and chocolate with graham crackers...

 

[Mopar Tim]

I stay away from chicks at that time....

NO they stay away from you at ALL times, if they are wise!

 

[dukeboy440]

Back from another interview. I think it went really well. Now I wait again... Hopefully the next call from them is a job offer.

hopefully it goes like mine did and you got the call before you pulled in the driveway

 

[ScampMike]

 

[zkx14]

hopefully it goes like mine did and you got the call before you pulled in the driveway

Well, no that didn't happen. But, when I left there Friday, I did not expect to hear from them till at least Wed. Got a call 3 hours later to be there this morning to interview with other managers.

 

[krazykuda]

hopefully it goes like mine did and you got the call before you pulled in the driveway

Why, will he have to pull out???

 

[krazykuda]

NO they stay away from you at ALL times, if they are wise!

I used to be scared of pretty girls...

Until one confided, that they are scared of me too....

 

[dukeboy440]

Why, will he have to pull out???

always

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Why, will he have to pull out???

I usually don't want to... but the director says i have to...

 

[zkx14]

So friggen happy I picked up a key board Sunday morning early, not just a key board came home with me
lookie what memikie found .

I can not find anything on the interweb or a picture of it.. I must have the only one

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looks pretty close...Cajun Cookware Round Seasoned Cast Iron Charcoal Hibachi Grill - GL10447 : BBQ Guys

 

[ScampMike]

I usually don't want to... but the director says i have to...

you're makin' movies too?

 

[dukeboy440]

May have a lead on a bb 727 pushbutton!

 

[zkx14]

guess there are buttons in that mess!

 

[Mopar Tim]

May have a lead on a bb 727 pushbutton!

Close?

 

[ScampMike]

guess there are buttons in that mess!
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...like a modern cop car - a buddy of mine saw me in the parking lot this morning and he stopped and we shot the breeze for a few minutes - incredible what they have inside those things these days..

 

[dukeboy440]

Close?

bout 5 hours away

 

[Mopar Tim]

bout 5 hours away

Not too bad, it guess it really depends on how bad you need/want it. I sure have gone further.

 

[goldfish65]

Say a prayer if you can, the Fury has an apparatus on its windshield right now, lets not see my windshield get cracked in the repair process.