Stop in for a cup of coffee

[Ddaddy]

Jesus, The city council are idiots!

That’s redundantly redundant.

 

[zkx14]

Jesus, The city council are idiots!

Any particular city?

 

[No name needed]

Math word problem...

George is driving a bus that can carry 80 passengers and has made 3 stops already

At the next stop, 40% of the passengers get off the bus and 50% get on.

At the following stop, 18% get off and 36% get on.

At the last stop 70% get off and none get on.

Solve: What kind of sandwich does George have in his lunch box?

None I beat him up and ate it.

 

[Ddaddy]

Any particular city?

Every one of them!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Time for a drink!

I appreciate the encouragement! (And yes, I have one in my hand).. I told the wife I'm not an alcoholic, I work when I drink.... So I'm a workaholic!


And this whole concept of 'drink responsibly'... Responsibility is WHY I drink!

 

[toolmanmike]

So I take it you have been to
Philadelphia.

No, Waterloo Iowa. My wife is the CFO. Her budget presentation and the vote on the proposals tonight.

 

[zkx14]

Math word problem...

George is driving a bus that can carry 80 passengers and has made 3 stops already

At the next stop, 40% of the passengers get off the bus and 50% get on.

At the following stop, 18% get off and 36% get on.

At the last stop 70% get off and none get on.

Solve: What kind of sandwich does George have in his lunch box?

The more important question is - Who the HELL let George drive the bus??

 

[No name needed]

Every one of them!

And yet we keep voting them in, and paying them.
So who is the idiots.

 

[Ddaddy]

I appreciate the encouragement! (And yes, I have one in my hand).. I told the wife I'm not an alcoholic, I work when I drink.... So I'm a workaholic!


And this whole concept of 'drink responsibly'... Responsibility is WHY I drink!

I drink responsibly...I never spill any and always finish what’s in my glass.

 

[Mopar Tim]

Math word problem...

George is driving a bus that can carry 80 passengers and has made 3 stops already

At the next stop, 40% of the passengers get off the bus and 50% get on.

At the following stop, 18% get off and 36% get on.

At the last stop 70% get off and none get on.

Solve: What kind of sandwich does George have in his lunch box?

Easy, Ham and Cheese, on wheat.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Math word problem...

George is driving a bus that can carry 80 passengers and has made 3 stops already

At the next stop, 40% of the passengers get off the bus and 50% get on.

At the following stop, 18% get off and 36% get on.

At the last stop 70% get off and none get on.

Solve: What kind of sandwich does George have in his lunch box?

None! He only drives the short bus.. And he's done by 10AM....

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Math word problem...

George is driving a bus that can carry 80 passengers and has made 3 stops already

At the next stop, 40% of the passengers get off the bus and 50% get on.

At the following stop, 18% get off and 36% get on.

At the last stop 70% get off and none get on.

Solve: What kind of sandwich does George have in his lunch box?

None! He only drives the short bus.. And he's done by 10AM....

 

[Ddaddy]

The more important question is - Who the HELL let George drive the bus??

It’s a trick question. George stole the bus and has been collecting all the fares to keep for himself.

He never brought a lunchbox.

 

[Mopar Tim]

None! He only drives the short bus.. And he's done by 10AM....

I heard that somewhere.....Hmmmmm

 

[Mopar Tim]

It’s a trick question. George stole the bus and has been collecting all the fares to keep for himself.

He never brought a lunchbox.

Around here there is a Truck with "Two Ni##ers in a stolen truck will move you"!

 

[Mattax]

Later,
Time Marches On

 

[No name needed]

I appreciate the encouragement! (And yes, I have one in my hand).. I told the wife I'm not an alcoholic, I work when I drink.... So I'm a workaholic!


And this whole concept of 'drink responsibly'... Responsibility is WHY I drink!

 

[dukeboy440]

I know you do!
And it is T Thursday! And Chris cant ***** unless he is doing over time!
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Now that is a *** that compares to me!

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Chris doesn't give a **** anymore.

 

[MOPARMITCH]

Math word problem...

George is driving a bus that can carry 80 passengers and has made 3 stops already

At the next stop, 40% of the passengers get off the bus and 50% get on.

At the following stop, 18% get off and 36% get on.

At the last stop 70% get off and none get on.

Solve: What kind of sandwich does George have in his lunch box?

A **** Sammy ????

 

[Ddaddy]

Chris doesn't give a **** anymore.

That’s good...I can’t take anymore **** other people are giving today...my quota has been surpassed.

 

[Mopar Tim]

Chris doesn't give a **** anymore.

Dont let them get to you Chris

 

[Ben Drinkin]

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I love her!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Anybody ever see THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE with Andrew Dice Clay? if you haven't, put it on your to-do list. One of the greatest stupid-*** movies of all time..

 

[Ddaddy]

Anybody ever see THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE with Andrew Dice Clay? if you haven't, put it on your to-do list. One of the greatest stupid-*** movies of all time..

Love that movie, its one of my favorite go-to movies for light entertainment.

 

[Ddaddy]

One of my other favorites in that class of movie is “Big Trouble in Little China” with Kurt Russell.