Well they'll stone you when you're trying to be so good;
They'll stone you just like they said they would.
They'll stone you when you're tryin' to go home;
And they'll stone you when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned!
Well they'll stone you when you're walkin' on the street,
They'll stone you when you're tryin' to keep your seat,
They'll stone you when you're walkin' on the floor,
They'll stone you when you walk in through the door.
They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone you when you are young and able.
They'll stone you when you're tryin' to make a book.
They'll stone you and then they'll say good luck.
Well they'll stone you and say that it's the end,
Then they'll stone you and come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car;
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Well they'll stone you when you are all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walkin' home.
They'll stone you and then say they're all brave,
They'll stone you when you're sent down in your grave.