Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

Who will win this race???

  • jpar with his home built wonder 408 stroker

    Votes: 15 16.9%

  • yellow rose with his check book built little 340

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • the spectators who come to watch

    Votes: 8 9.0%

  • there will be no race as jpar and YR are as full of poop as a Christmas goose.

    Votes: 56 62.9%
  • Total voters
    89
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j par said:
Never show you hand? Enough baby talk!
Working on what!!??? you seem to have all the time in the world to run your neck on the political forum? Really taking on the political issues of the world on a car forum? I mean does it get any more ridiculous or bigger waste of time? if you spent 1/10 of the time working on your car as you do pushing your opinion on the political part of a car forum you would probably be done...
For crying out loud look who you're arguing with?! I was always told if I argued with a fool that that would make two fools arguing?
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The hippie lettuce has affected your memory. All I do is write the checks. I can always find time to write a check whilst correcting the worlds problems. I can multitask.


How do you know I didn't just pull that picture out of my files??????


Who knew that riding a snowmobile will jack up your thinking processes.


























Of course, I did. But who's keeping score?
 
yellow rose said:
The hippie lettuce has affected your memory. All I do is write the checks. I can always find time to write a check whilst correcting the worlds problems. I can multitask.


How do you know I didn't just pull that picture out of my files??????


Who knew that riding a snowmobile will jack up your thinking processes.


























Of course, I did. But who's keeping score?
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it seems as hippie lettuce is the first thing that comes to your mind when you open up your conversation? No I disagree completely you don't have enough time to try and solve The World's problems and work on your car. apparently you don't even have enough time to write a check? Come on man this is getting ridiculous. Your credibility as a Car Guru is losing its validity. did you ever show your wife what you wrote the other day?
 
j par said:
it seems as hippie lettuce is the first thing that comes to your mind when you open up your conversation? No I disagree completely you don't have enough time to try and solve The World's problems and work on your car. apparently you don't even have enough time to write a check? Come on man this is getting ridiculous. Your credibility as a Car Guru is losing its validity. did you ever show your wife what you wrote the other day?
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It's not the end of the year is it? Don't sweat the small stuff.

And no, I didn't because I damn near bought the farm last night. I posted a question in the N&P forum and if they got both the answer correct and named the book from where I pulled the quote and I'd give them naked pictures of my wife.

That was too damn close for comfort, and I had to tell the wife that, because I always keep my word.


Soooooooooooooo, after that little discussing with the wife I have to have a cooling off period. Ya have to pace yourself in this business.

It's all about the pace.
 
yellow rose said:
It's not the end of the year is it? Don't sweat the small stuff.

And no, I didn't because I damn near bought the farm last night. I posted a question in the N&P forum and if they got both the answer correct and named the book from where I pulled the quote and I'd give them naked pictures of my wife.

That was too damn close for comfort, and I had to tell the wife that, because I always keep my word.


Soooooooooooooo, after that little discussing with the wife I have to have a cooling off period. Ya have to pace yourself in this business.

It's all about the pace.
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Yeah exactly! You need to pace yourself?! You need to pace yourself right over to your car and get working on it! LOL how is it that we have a race to do out here and you're out writing checks your *** can't cash?? Promising naked pictures of your wife! Heaven's me! she must want to kick your ***! I don't blame her...
stop spending so much time trying to solve The World's problems on a car forum! LOL for god sakes work on your car. If you spent 1/10 of the time working on your car that you do giving advice to other people on there's, you would have built a car factory by now!!!
Oh I had O'Reilly's price match my Mopar 090 oil filter. The lady at the counter said they only price match their competition?! I was like well Walmart sells them for just over 6 bucks I would call them your competition? She looked it up on her phone and showed it to the manager and she said sure 629 instead of 799. I normally get them at Walmart but they were out. So I probably will put a new oil filter on instead of the current one for the break in oil.
 
I know yeah I have to pose the question every so often why do you have any votes? You don't have a car to drag race.
 
He can race his velcro keds... vs your car

I dont recall any stipulations on WHAT was getting raced.... just that a race was happening.


Last day of summer is 9-22....

Get crackin...
 
Cope said:
He can race his velcro keds... vs your car

I dont recall any stipulations on WHAT was getting raced.... just that a race was happening.


Last day of summer is 9-22....

Get crackin...
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I'm going to run him on my schwin to make it fair. If he beats me in that, I'll pull out my modified Toro riding lawn mower. That will do the trick.
 
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I found yellow rose a new ride...
 
Ride on mower racing is cool!
It's like shifter carts for hillbillies!
 
fishmens67 said:
sounds like YR is going to melt any second now.
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RIGHT!?
I'M SAYING THE SAME THING TOO...
It's in the snow I drive in the snow it's fun in the snow you can fall in the snow and not get hurt in the snow it's fun and it's fluffy...
 
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Blasting around on a beautiful sunny day, I've never been cold snowmobiling.
The only thing I "worry" about is having to end the snowmobiling day.
 
fishmens67 said:
sounds like YR is going to melt any second now.
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Damn right.

If I never saw snow again I'd be happy.

As I used to tell my boss back in Vancouver...snowmobiling is a mental disorder. You wear all that gear, *** out in soft snow, sweat like a ***** I church digging that pig out, then freeze your balls off from the sweat.

Yup. Snow is a 4 letter word.
 
j par said:
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Blasting around on a beautiful sunny day, I've never been cold snowmobiling.
The only thing I "worry" about is having to end the snowmobiling day.
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Yeah, show the part where 29 minutes later you assed out and had to shovel that pig out.

No thanks. If I was going to ride again I'd go back to dirt bikes.
 
yellow rose said:
Damn right.

If I never saw snow again I'd be happy.

As I used to tell my boss back in Vancouver...snowmobiling is a mental disorder. You wear all that gear, *** out in soft snow, sweat like a ***** I church digging that pig out, then freeze your balls off from the sweat.

Yup. Snow is a 4 letter word.
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Get stuck? Dig out? Those were the old days...
 
Oh the snow can hurt you....
Ask my neck, my back, my knee and six ribs...not to mention swelling of the ocular nerve where the doctor said my vision should (could, may) come back...

Me and snow dont get along so well..

:)
 
Cope said:
Oh the snow can hurt you....
Ask my neck, my back, my knee and six ribs...not to mention swelling of the ocular nerve where the doctor said my vision should (could, may) come back...

Me and snow dont get along so well..

:)
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Exactly.
 
If and I'm saying that's a massive "IF"!! I did something colossally wrong and got that 15 inch wide 162 inch long two and three quarter inch claw Trac powered by 160 horsepower Plus two-stroke 2 cylinder fuel injected monster I would just roll it out of the hole and continue going in like 1 minute or less. To the best of my knowledge people don't "dig" their snowmobiles out anymore.
 
Cope said:
Oh the snow can hurt you....
Ask my neck, my back, my knee and six ribs...not to mention swelling of the ocular nerve where the doctor said my vision should (could, may) come back...

Me and snow dont get along so well..

:)
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What happened did someone Crash Into You?
 
It's a rare occasion when my wife doesn't crash hers or I mean she doesn't crash it ever she just flies off of it!!..
One time I seen her gas it and left her hovering in the air like Wylie Coyote for one second and then she dropped to the ground as it took off without her LOL and then one time she went down in this Valley and then the only thing that came up was the snowmobile! LOL s*** happens...
 
My job was riding a snowboard for almost 18 years. That hard pack first thing in the morning or going from sun to shade or over shooting or undershooting or smashing your face on a steel rail, it's all bad... but I still enjoy sliding on snow.

I just realized I'm no longer bulletproof...and ride accordingly..
 
Cope said:
My job was riding a snowboard for almost 18 years. That hard pack first thing in the morning or going from sun to shade or over shooting or undershooting or smashing your face on a steel rail, it's all bad... but I still enjoy sliding on snow.

I just realized I'm no longer bulletproof...and ride accordingly..
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Actually the majority of my wife's wreck's have been in the parking lot.
It is kind of the equivalent of maneuvering a Top Fuel dragster around the parking lot. Damn thing is so touchy.
 
Big trouble for yellow rose! I just got the valve lash adjusted. Nothing left to do but kick yr's...
Do you need some help??
 
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