j par
Well-hung Member
HELLO, Mc Fly!!?
Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen
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Drip, Drip. Drip, I think YR has melted. Meltdown !
j par
Well-hung Member
I had my wife running the drill spinning the oil pump. (Again as always) when I get to the right spot and the drill speeds up she instinctively let's me know so I can stop turning the motor to allow oil to pump up on that side.
I kinda laugh to myself and think she probably accidentally knows more than 75% of the people on this forum. (Probably literally more hands-on experience than yellow rose!)
I kinda laugh to myself and think she probably accidentally knows more than 75% of the people on this forum. (Probably literally more hands-on experience than yellow rose!)
j par
Well-hung Member
I thought that was the drip drip from the previously well-known Exxon Valdez LOL hey my break in went really well! We werewere actu at the exhaust shop with the Trans Am and my transmission was yet to leak a drop! And of course the motor that I put all the tin on was drip free also.
j par
Well-hung Member
I think your piece of junk is going to fall apart on the line if it even makes it to the line! You're going to red light miss second gear and your blinker fluid is going to explode!
hangn0ut
Well-Known Member
Well, do you really want to win like this? I don't think so. The best scenario has both cars making good clean passes. Then there is no doubt who is the quickest.
j par
Well-hung Member
Yup, I will definitely win like this...
you don't really expect him to make excuses for two and a half years and then come off with a clean win? LOL
It's purely because bonjour I'm a supermodel this is the internet that YR has any votes.
yellow rose
Overnight Sensation
Well then you have time to shag your *** over here and you can pull the box, pull the clutch, glass bead the disc, drop the flywheel off for a quick surface, then reassemble the whole deal.
I'll keep you in squirt and pretzels.
Let me know when you hit the road.
yellow rose
Overnight Sensation
Which reminds me...when you are here I want your supermodel *** in coveralls and long pants. I don't need to see what your wife has to deal with.
Rule number 1. Jpar must be fully clothed at all times. That in non negotiable.
yellow rose
Overnight Sensation
Well he'll yes she has more experience than me working on cars. I am smart enough to write checks. Better yet, I'll have you fixing my car for squirt and pretzels.
j par
Well-hung Member
I got to come all the way out there pull the 4 bolts to pull the Box?
j par
Well-hung Member
it's not my fault you have recurring fantasies of me with no clothes on and being a supermodel (my wife heard me voice commanding that and died laughing from the other room not even knowing what I'm talking about) but let the truth be told I'm always clothed and prepared to work on cars and sometimes trucks.
j par
Well-hung Member
It would be preferable for me to work on your car so I know it's not going to fall apart and crash into me because you've been writing checks to all these supposed professionals, isn't that what stroked340 does? That's right you don't want to get dirty and greasy either? I got a good idea why don't you start by getting some engine degreaser and getting all that nasty oil and grease off of your motor then it won't be such a pain to work on. You can do it with white gloves...
j par
Well-hung Member
HOLY SMOKES!!!
YR has more votes!???
Your super model fantasy car is in the lead! Only on the internet that's for sure!!!
YR has more votes!???
Your super model fantasy car is in the lead! Only on the internet that's for sure!!!
j par
Well-hung Member
I think I'm going to start calling yellow rose "Fiddler on the Roof!" LOL
yellow rose
Overnight Sensation
No, you need to pull the bell housing and the clutch. Then I need to touch up the surface on the flywheel and glass bead the disc and then you can reassemble the stuff.
You know, I forgot to mention my wife was pissed off at you for a long time. It just slipped my mind but you have brought it back to my memory.
After your supermodel thing, is didn't sleep for days. Every time I closed my eyes, all I could see wash your naked *** with nothing on but a dental floss thong. So I didn't sleep and the wife was pissed.
Now, you've done it again. Luckily, she's going to visit family, so my not sleeping won't affect here this time. I've got to wash my mind out with soap to get that picture of your naked hairy *** out of it.
BTW, you don't need to bring tools. I've got everything you need.
j par
Well-hung Member
Well I wasn't expecting a full-blown confession that you fantasize about me naked! Well I'm quite flattered in one hand and I'm quite disgusted in another! It's a rare time when you'll find me speechless but....
j par
Well-hung Member
Well it looks like I'll go out to the garage and WORK ON MY CAR!
j par
Well-hung Member
Well the lash was supposed to be 22 intake and 22 exhaust and I just used a 19 Go 21 no go. Now time to throw this distributor in and figure out how this new radiator is going to fit.
I hope yellow rose isn't laying around reading books all weekend? I'll be headed to the airport for some fuel. I'm still back and forth on that. The motor always ran so good on 100ll. I tried the 50% non ethanol with 50% 110 Sunoco and I don't like it at all it stinks. Also it runs a full point richer at idle and at wide open and I don't like that either.
I hope yellow rose isn't laying around reading books all weekend? I'll be headed to the airport for some fuel. I'm still back and forth on that. The motor always ran so good on 100ll. I tried the 50% non ethanol with 50% 110 Sunoco and I don't like it at all it stinks. Also it runs a full point richer at idle and at wide open and I don't like that either.
j par
Well-hung Member
damn it I go and get started and get on a roll and here comes my wife- sweetheart the rifleman's going to be on in a few minutes!? damn it!
Well I'm making lemonade out of lemons and spending my Rifleman time sampling my wife's latest chocolate chip cookies! And then I'll have to go back to work...
Well I'm making lemonade out of lemons and spending my Rifleman time sampling my wife's latest chocolate chip cookies! And then I'll have to go back to work...
yellow rose
Overnight Sensation
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...not a fantasy. They were nightmares.
I had to get a prescription for zolpidem for a month so I could sleep through the night terrors. It was bad.
I'd wake up with the cold sweats. Couldn't get back to sleep until it was light out.
Don't get me thinking about that again. The doc won't give me another prescription.
yellow rose
Overnight Sensation
You get sidetracked real easy.
I got the old lady and my kid on the road finally. They were only 4 hours behind. That's on time for them. Then I mowed the lawn.
Tomorrow I'm going to the range. I need to burn some ammo so I can reload.
Sunday is car day. And Monday if it don't get it all done Sunday.
Now the hell do you get sidetracked by a TV show? Record that thing and watch it later.
j par
Well-hung Member
Okay Sunday is only 1 hour and 2 minutes away you better get your freaking act together and get some work done on that car!!
j par
Well-hung Member
GET TO WORK ON YOUR CAR!
yellow rose
Overnight Sensation
Good news. I just got the confirmation email the guy is coming tomorrow from Medford to buy my car.
We will see if he actually shows up. I told him folding money, not coupon clipping or tire kicking.
He is saying he is a buyer. If so, he'll be the proud owner by noon tomorrow.
Maybe I'll take some of the money and buy a snowmobile. I'm already ordering a new RCBS 7 station press with all the bells and whistles and I'm upgrading my LNL AP with a case and bullet feeder. I should have a bit left over for a snowmobile. Hell, I may buy a new bowling ball and shoes too!!!!!
Could be a great day tomorrow. Let's hope that **** box has a new home soon.
We will see if he actually shows up. I told him folding money, not coupon clipping or tire kicking.
He is saying he is a buyer. If so, he'll be the proud owner by noon tomorrow.
Maybe I'll take some of the money and buy a snowmobile. I'm already ordering a new RCBS 7 station press with all the bells and whistles and I'm upgrading my LNL AP with a case and bullet feeder. I should have a bit left over for a snowmobile. Hell, I may buy a new bowling ball and shoes too!!!!!
Could be a great day tomorrow. Let's hope that **** box has a new home soon.
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