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A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What the f&%# do you think?"

Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Johnny, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus...

LittleJohnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7KRHV-FIQ

The original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA And the remix, lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow

Yo all, I'm lookin for black interior bits for my two-door '69 Dart, seat covers (front buckets, rear bench) , door panels and the lil panel peices behind (for a two door), carpet, and headliner. Pretty cheap, or even better, a free donation to my project out of the generosity of your heart...

Hello all, I've just recently re-located myself to Medicine Hat to attend college (currently working on becoming a Paramedic), and I have zero clue about anything going on in the area. Ok that's a lie, I know that there exists the MHDRA, as I've been out to the track a couple times, simply to...

Started off with this... And moved to this... (thats not me) And now this is where i sit.

Dad gotta new car. So i whipped out the phone as he went to load it onto the trailer. He put on a lil show. For some reason the audio didn't transfer... I'll see if i can fix that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl3SMwi_8_Y

This is pretty much amazing! Just follow the instructions. Weird how the human bain works eh? http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/wa/funny?fn=CE1YO&Funny_Pictures=cool_dots

10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3...

Good idea or no, i hear it can warp the metal, but it seems pretty thick?

Yea. I named my car. Cause its pure muscle and bad *** green. But no more! Now is the time of 8 tone paint jobs. Yes it is in the body shop at school. I have begun the paint job. I'm kind of worried though... 1. Some small rust problems on the bottom rear quarter... i think i will need...

Up in heaven God was talking to an angel about this beautiful country he was creating. He described this place to the angel. "It will have lakes, tall mountains, as well as big trees covering the land. The air will be crisp and fresh , the water will always be clean, and the people will be...

It's my 100th post. So i decided i needed to find some hilarious jokes: Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig. When blondes have more fun do they know it? Attempt to get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! I couldn't repair your...

Gordie "240 Gordie" Bonin. 'Gordie was an unknown Canadian rookie when driving a Vega, he took runner-up at the NHRA Nationals to Ed McCulloch. Bonin's next big move came in '75 when Bubble Up came on board as a sponsor and he won the Div 6 flopper title, he did not relinquish the remainder of...

Nifty eh? Only learned to change color though... Wanna learn more! This is pretty cool. Anyone know how? I have phtoshop CS3.

So just curious who is around the central ab area?

I was on chat one nite, i was having problems with how my car was running, some major backfiring when starting it up, but i believe the problem has been fixed, so thanks to those guys that helped me out. BTW it was timing. =D

i've got a '69 Dart, and originally being a /6 car, someone put a 360 into it, so this is how i now have it, i am rather curious to know if an electronic ignition was an option on the '69 or not, as i have it. The 360 is a '77 motor, if that helps...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XraeBDMm2PM

Well i've got an issue, and no amount of tissues will solve it. My right turn indicator will light up when i turn up the backround light for the control cluster, with the headlights on, it will brighten and dim, just like the left side, as it clicks. it will work as normal when the headlights...

Use some of this posting stuff. I use a similar set-up on another site, and its actually not that hard to get the hang of. Here's how you do it. you use these brackets [] to surround a command. one command goes at the front of wat you wish to do [], and another at the end with a slash [/]. so...

I posted in fuel discussions as well...but here seems better. Well i've got a '69 dart. It has a locking gas cap. It has a quarter full gas tank. I don't have the key... Anybody got any ideas? I don't care how mangled that cap becomes cause i have a regular one i want to replace it with. I...

Not too sure where to stick this, so i'll post in general too... Well i've got a '69 dart. It has a locking gas cap. It has a quarter full gas tank. I don't have the key... Anybody got any ideas? I don't care how mangled that cap becomes cause i have a regular one i want to replace it with. I...

So i'm used to my differtial bein up in the air and spinning one tire forward, the other tends to go bckwards. well i had my dart in the air for some wheel cylinders, and i was turning the wheels, to see the other side do NOTHING. The shop teach mumbled something about non-slip somethin...