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Ford backwards- Driver Returns On Foot Audi- Automobile Under Demonic Influences Fiat- my son came up with- Found In A Toilet Jeep-Just Empty Every Pocket BMW- Bang My Wife Pinto- Put In Nickel To Operate Ford- Found On Russian Dump just a few that I CAN remember..

Lmmfao!!!

Haha... we say twat knot

Not like I haven't thrown stuff away.. but I remember in the mid/late 80s and early 90s when my best friend and I would have spring and fall spots at Carlisle. The stuff people would throw out! I got a 70? E body wood steering wheel out of the trash, there was an a body complete rear that was...

I need this shirt!

Like this?!

Being in the Army.. man.. all the fun names.. buddy named John Thrash. A buddy dated a chick with the last name of Glasscock. At a place I worked years ago there was a couple that worked together.. his name was Bob and her name was Mary.... Christmas. Over the loud speaker...Mary Christmas...

All my 3 kids got spanked at one time or another. I also counted to 3 . I never got past 2. Love my kids , and they love their mom and I.. have respect for others and they know when they screw up they're gonna hear about it. Are they perfect? Nope and neither am I. We just have love and...

Well Harold, Are you sure this will speed up the cooking times with my dutch oven?

LOL! thats awesome!

First off this is a true story. This just happened earlier this week. I was removing a broke spark plug in a 2004 F150 5.4 at a customers house ( yes i do house calls sometimes) Anyway, were shooting the **** while I'm working and we get to talking about motorcycles and such. He shows me his...

That's hilarious! I remember a 10th grade English teacher that we had that was more comedian than teacher...he told us the same joke and all these too.. They are actual statements taken from insurance forms where drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible! Coming...

lmao!! Another trashed computer screen full of mcD's cheeseburger

That WAS amazing!

Damn you guys just crack me up!!

Got 100%!! Too bad I have a memory like a sieve!

I forgot all about this... I had a 72 340 lemon twist Demon and BEES seemed to be attracted to it. Always seemed like I was shooing them away.

Oh man.. that one was hilarious. The pictures were funnier than the dialoge:laughing: The rock delivery was funny too.

Where's the lube section? Anything on adjusting headlights or jacking up the rear?

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I just laughed my f**** *** out of my chair!!

This Polish guy is sitting around drinking with his buddies and gets to talking about his new girlfriend. "Man she's the most gorgeous chick I've ever been with" The guys all nod in approval. " But ya know the best thing about her?" "No". She has a little tattoo down there (points to his...

That monkey vid is funny!

not bad on the 2nd try after having a SNICKERS sugar rush going on. .2004 avg but my score was all over the board. .231 .157 .252 .110 thought I was bad *** at that point...

Lansdale, Pennsylvania- funny.I bought my 340 Demon from there!

So, that's where Jimmy Hoffa's washed up.

JEEP- Just Eats Every Part

Geo- Good engineering overlooked GTO- Gas, tires oil - Get tools out -Get to onramp I have a whole board in my shop of all these that I collected over time...I'm not that smart to have all of 'em in my head! Enjoy!

Ford- Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Acura- Another crummy useless rotton auto AMC- Automotive mental cruelty - All makes combined Chevrolet- Constantly having every vehicle recalled over lousy engineering technique Edsel- Every day something else leaks Fiat- Found in a trench...

Kia- Kick It Again - Korean Industial Accident Audi- A used Dodge incognito -Automobile under DEMONic influence BMW- Big Mormon wagon -Barely moving wreck -Broke my wallet -Bavarian Meat Wagon -Bought My Wife