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Looks like I missed the runway!

Spray um down with a water hose! They shouldn't be doing that in public.

What do you expect......he didn't have any brake lights.

I've had people come up behind my Shelby at cruise ins and I hear them say "sure doesn't look like a fox body" I just leave them be unless they want to talk and then I tell them what it is.

and hold my beer

Oops...back to the drawing board.

So my cars won't get cold in the winter, I keep the furnaces at 65 degrees:D

That's some mighty fine road kill right there.

^^^^^^^^ You beat me to it.

Honest Sheriff, that pole ran into my car.

Mom, you shouldn't go out in public in your underwear. I'm gonna tell Dad.

Wanna race for pinks Punk

That's some good $hit

I think a skillet would last much longer.

And you get..... Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His Nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. He Asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak: My...

Me likey!

This:

I think you might be right on that Rani:D

Why are you so grumpy today?

I think my timing is off a tooth.

And the horse says: "You can't fix stupid"

That's right sonny, my legs go all the way to my a$$

And the lady starts to think..."I wonder if his Johnson is like that"?

Nope, that's a very early rear wheel drive car.

That's funny right there!

Having a bad face day?

Yep, that's funny right there.

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Now that's funny right there!

My chair is the same color as the car......way cool!!!!!!