I sometimes find myself getting lost on the way to the bathroom. LOL. Back in the day I never would have thought I would have needed such a device but times have changed. Nowadays it seems impossible to find an accurate map because they're constantly changing the roads and there are a lot of streets that zigzag or dead end.
I don't know whether or not you'd consider Nebraska a place with a relaxed environment. For excitement around here I usually make a comment to Teresa about her weight and then wait to see how long it takes law enforcement to answer my 911 call.
That 's awesome, nice to see someone with that sense of humor(..( first paragraph, sounds so Monty Python,it kills me..
2nd paragraph : oh ****, you close out at night... I can't do that.. No wife,no honesty'( Bob Seger's greatest hits,on c.d.)..