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Have to be careful you never know whats under the makeup. Could be transgender buddy. You'd get one hell of a shock I'm sure
That would be my luck Mark.
Again I'll pass on the clown and will buy my own balloon.
Or maybe buy a blow up doll and fill it with helium and use that for a balloon.
You guys know if you can get them with big knockers?
 
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Afternoon temperatures in the low 30"s will combine with high humidity to result in humidex values in the 40' Sat.
That's at 105*f !
Yep look at the good in that temp you can cook an egg and bacon on your car hood in the sun.
You guys be careful.
 
Could use a popsickle in this heat !
It sure seemed hotter yesterday FOG even though the thermometer said different. Going to be a scorcher the next few days so the ac goes back on. Didn't go to the funeral home car show last night. Looked like it was going to rain and my wife felt a few sprinkles around 5 so my buddy and I decided not to go. It never did rain so made the wrong call. If we did go it probably would have then 3 hrs to clean the car up again. Dammed if you do and dammed if you don't I guess.
 
Morning Guys...Looks like I'm the first one up again. Get up, time's a wasting so don't sleep the day away because before you know it it'll be Monday again. Have a great weekend.
 
Morning Guys...Looks like I'm the first one up again. Get up, time's a wasting so don't sleep the day away because before you know it it'll be Monday again. Have a great weekend.
Morning Mark. Yep I head to Minot today for some shopping it's 100 miles one way and taking the scamp. One of my boys lives there so taking him and his wife to lunch gonna be a great day.
 
100 miles to go shopping. WOW!! The good thing is to kill two birds with one stone and take your son and wife out for lunch what a lovely idea. Have a safe trip and spend some quality time with family. I love that.
 
100 miles to go shopping. WOW!! The good thing is to kill two birds with one stone and take your son and wife out for lunch what a lovely idea. Have a safe trip and spend some quality time with family. I love that.
We might stop in at the race track they have an 1/8th mile track there.
Try staying out of the heat and looks like a good day for a cold one.
 
This is funny but here's a true story. My wife is a nurse and she was working the afternoon shift on a Friday night and a guy came into emerg with ...yes a vacuum hose stuck on his *****. It didn't take long for this to spread through the hospital. My wife said you could hear the giggles and snickers from the staff who were checking it out. First of all why did he do that in the first place. Secondly...I think I would have sat in a cold bath first. Must have been on a date with his girlfriend Hoover I guess.

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I bet she has some good stories to tell. You get all types of stupid people coming into the hospital.
When I drove ambulance we picked up a guy that decided to commit suicide and took and drilled holes in his head. If I remember he drilled 3 holes before we got there and was still alive when we dropped him off at the hospital.
 
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