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My Luck
- Thread starter Mark Wainwright
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Little Johnny and his friend Billy were strolling through the park when they came across three women sitting on a bench, each eating a banana.
As they passed by, Johnny cheerfully said, "Howdy, ladies!"
Curious, Billy asked, "Do you know those women?"
"Nope," Johnny replied, "but I can tell you who they are: the nun, the prostitute, and the bride."
Stunned, Billy asked, "How in the world did you figure that out?"
Johnny grinned and explained, "Well, the nun held the banana in one hand and used the other hand to break it into small, neat pieces before eating it."
"The prostitute," he continued, "grabbed the banana with both hands and shoved the whole thing into her mouth."
"Wow, that’s pretty clever," Billy said, impressed. "But how did you know the third one was a bride?"
Johnny chuckled, "Oh, that was the easiest one. She held the banana with one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."
As they passed by, Johnny cheerfully said, "Howdy, ladies!"
Curious, Billy asked, "Do you know those women?"
"Nope," Johnny replied, "but I can tell you who they are: the nun, the prostitute, and the bride."
Stunned, Billy asked, "How in the world did you figure that out?"
Johnny grinned and explained, "Well, the nun held the banana in one hand and used the other hand to break it into small, neat pieces before eating it."
"The prostitute," he continued, "grabbed the banana with both hands and shoved the whole thing into her mouth."
"Wow, that’s pretty clever," Billy said, impressed. "But how did you know the third one was a bride?"
Johnny chuckled, "Oh, that was the easiest one. She held the banana with one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, “Run…Run!”
The next batter connected heavily with the ball, and the Scotsman stood up, roaring with the crowd in his thick accent, “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!”
A third batter hit a slam, and again the Scotsman, clearly pleased with his newfound knowledge of the game, screamed, “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!”
The next batter steadfastly held his swing four times, and as the umpire called a walk, the Scotsman stood up and yelled, “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!”
All the surrounding fans giggled quietly, and he sat down, confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispered to the Scotsman, “He doesn’t have to run, he’s got four balls.”
After this explanation, the Scotsman stood up in disbelief and screamed, “Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!”
The next batter connected heavily with the ball, and the Scotsman stood up, roaring with the crowd in his thick accent, “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!”
A third batter hit a slam, and again the Scotsman, clearly pleased with his newfound knowledge of the game, screamed, “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!”
The next batter steadfastly held his swing four times, and as the umpire called a walk, the Scotsman stood up and yelled, “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!”
All the surrounding fans giggled quietly, and he sat down, confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispered to the Scotsman, “He doesn’t have to run, he’s got four balls.”
After this explanation, the Scotsman stood up in disbelief and screamed, “Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!”
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