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Gratis persona
I have a set of idiot neighbors (like, smoke dope with their kids...and other people's kids, kind of idiots). One day, a few years ago, I hear yelling out back- it's one of the teenage pothead daughters yelling at an old guy who was walking down the alley with his dog.
He had stopped to rest (leaning against his cane) and she started yelling at him because he was being 'inconsiderate' and making their dog bark (oddly enough, they didn't really care any of the other million times their dog barked).
I told her she was a ****ing idiot, and it was the last time I've spoken to any of them.
Kinda sounds like my neighbors. Their f***ing dogs bark at everything coming down the street. Sarah's pup goes off the first day he's alone and the woman starts b****ing about the pup not shutting up. Mind you her damned dogs can be out there yipping at midnight.
And then she has the nerve to tell me my dogs need socialized when her dogs bark at everyone walking by.
Still doesn't beat the day I looked out through my basement window and the b**** was standing there watching me fold laundry at my sorting table. She was in her yard, pretending to rake leaves, watching me through my basement window. Sheesh.
I call her the ward boss of the neighborhood. Everyone's business she thinks she's entitled, too.
My parents had to live with Sarah and I for a few months and she demanded to know of my niece when my parents were moving out. Um, hello, my house, I say who lives here, you f***ing b****.
Here's $20. Go buy a f***ing hobby and leave me alone!