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So true fact, up here on the frozen tundra they call seat warmers in cars and trucks “Tuna Cookers” I about died first time I heard that. I had no idea what they were talking about.


After my grandma died, my brother, me, my gf and a few friends stayed the night in her house while it was empty (the one I'm in now)... They smuggled some beer here before the parent left with our car... We start drinking and decided to go for a walk to the forest preserve and a cop comes down the street while we are walking to the entrance... He saw them toss the beers from the distance and stopped to talk to us...

After giving us the speech about not drinking, he let us go and told us to beware of the tree pigs when we went into the forest... My gf gets all worried and asks, "What's a tree pig???"

He explained that's code word for Forest Preserve Ranger - tree cop....

She thought they were some kind of animal that would attack us from the trees.... (she was blonde).... :BangHead:
 
So.. I'm a little sad.. GTS left here today. But not before I broke it loose.....:lol:
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So the burn out laid rubber up the trailer ramp was legitimate. Got it! :steering:

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After my grandma died, my brother, me, my gf and a few friends stayed the night in her house while it was empty (the one I'm in now)... They smuggled some beer here before the parent left with our car... We start drinking and decided to go for a walk to the forest preserve and a cop comes down the street while we are walking to the entrance... He saw them toss the beers from the distance and stopped to talk to us...

After giving us the speech about not drinking, he let us go and told us to beware of the tree pigs when we went into the forest... My gf gets all worried and asks, "What's a tree pig???"

He explained that's code word for Forest Preserve Ranger - tree cop....

She thought they were some kind of animal that would attack us from the trees.... (she was blonde).... :BangHead:
That's funny.
I had a few girlfriends like that.
 
After my grandma died, my brother, me, my gf and a few friends stayed the night in her house while it was empty (the one I'm in now)... They smuggled some beer here before the parent left with our car... We start drinking and decided to go for a walk to the forest preserve and a cop comes down the street while we are walking to the entrance... He saw them toss the beers from the distance and stopped to talk to us...

After giving us the speech about not drinking, he let us go and told us to beware of the tree pigs when we went into the forest... My gf gets all worried and asks, "What's a tree pig???"

He explained that's code word for Forest Preserve Ranger - tree cop....

She thought they were some kind of animal that would attack us from the trees.... (she was blonde).... :BangHead:

"Now you boys go back and pick up ALL those beer cans you threw out in that alley." says the Barstow PD officer. " I have your IDs now. I know where you live." For some strange reason we didn't think he would find us in the parking lot behind the church :realcrazy:.
 
As far as posting all night, im good with that. But the time change threw me off.
Ya, so thats a no…
 
I dated a girl once who stood on her head for ten minutes after sex.
First time she did that I asked what are you doing.
Oh one of my old boyfriends said I can't get pregnant if I do this and it works.So I asked her did you every try doing it standing on your head.
She told me now that would be stupid. Yep she was blond.
 
After my grandma died, my brother, me, my gf and a few friends stayed the night in her house while it was empty (the one I'm in now)... They smuggled some beer here before the parent left with our car... We start drinking and decided to go for a walk to the forest preserve and a cop comes down the street while we are walking to the entrance... He saw them toss the beers from the distance and stopped to talk to us...

After giving us the speech about not drinking, he let us go and told us to beware of the tree pigs when we went into the forest... My gf gets all worried and asks, "What's a tree pig???"

He explained that's code word for Forest Preserve Ranger - tree cop....

She thought they were some kind of animal that would attack us from the trees.... (she was blonde).... :BangHead:

R O U S's.?? I don't think they exist....

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So that old expression if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle , is now no longer appropriate .
 
I dated a girl once who stood on her head for ten minutes after sex.
First time she did that I asked what are you doing.
Oh one of my old boyfriends said I can't get pregnant if I do this and it works.So I asked her did you every try doing it standing on your head.
She told me now that would be stupid. Yep she was blond.


I was watching an episode of First 48 earlier and as they are taking the suspect to jail for murder charges he asks, "Do I get credit for time served"??? (Meaning the time he's in jail until the court case..) The detectives laughed...

I'm thinking, "Yeah, you will get credit for time served for your life sentence".... Duh.... :realcrazy:
 
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