Stop in for a cup of coffee

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The rain has let up for the moment
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For some reason I do not get alerts from that thread? Then I forget about it?
PS Bossman, we are toasting your Brother this evening and wishing his family and yours the best.
I don’t either
 
Blue sky this morning but still cold 1deg outside. My old girl Sophie slipped on the ice and hurt her back leg. Sleeping now with a heating pad. She's 11 and arteritis is getting to her.
What a coincidence, we have a Sophie (pug) 11 yo who has same thing starting. We are trying to get her into the vet to see if there's any anti-inflammatory's they can give her.
 
What a coincidence, we have a Sophie (pug) 11 yo who has same thing starting. We are trying to get her into the vet to see if there's any anti-inflammatory's they can give her.
I have been giving Hemi CBD oil for a couple of months and it appears to really help her. Of course now I got a K9 stoner! All she needs is some chrome sunglasses!
 
I have been giving Hemi CBD oil for a couple of months and it appears to really help her. Of course now I got a K9 stoner! All she needs is some chrome sunglasses!
We may try that, have heard of it doing good. Wife takes gummies but the sleepy kind, never during day so don't know what effect and if it would help the dog, they're expensive I think
 
We may try that, have heard of it doing good. Wife takes gummies but the sleepy kind, never during day so don't know what effect and if it would help the dog, they're expensive I think
What we have been using was not that expensive. I put one eye dropper worth on her food nightly. It has let her sleep much better. It is peanut butter flavored. I can take a pix if you want? She is almost eleven and her back end is starting to go.
 
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A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 80 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
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The doctor grins and replies, “A brand new Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”
“Because this car can do up to 225 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.
The old moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.
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Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – what it could be… and suddenly…
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him, going much faster!
“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 200 mph.
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of his old geezer, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 225 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!
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Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops, jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive!
He runs up to the bruised old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man whispers, “Well son, you can unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”
..and sometimes you fall.
 
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A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 80 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
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The doctor grins and replies, “A brand new Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”
“Because this car can do up to 225 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.
The old moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.
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Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – what it could be… and suddenly…
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him, going much faster!
“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 200 mph.
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of his old geezer, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 225 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!
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Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops, jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive!
He runs up to the bruised old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man whispers, “Well son, you can unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”
..and sometimes you fall.
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A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 80 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
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The doctor grins and replies, “A brand new Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”
“Because this car can do up to 225 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.
The old moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.
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white2.jpg

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Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – what it could be… and suddenly…
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him, going much faster!
“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 200 mph.
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of his old geezer, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 225 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!
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Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops, jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive!
He runs up to the bruised old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man whispers, “Well son, you can unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”
..and sometimes you fall.
Funny but not near as funny as the bass pro strip down! I had to read that one aloud to Jodi. She said it simply confirms what she has always known. This thread is made up of a bunch of deviants and wack jobs!
 
Couple of years ago I was in the grocery store buying groceries, like I do once a week. When I get to the checkout, the clerk asked me do I want a paper sack or a plastic sack? I replied, I don't care, I am Bisacktual !!!!. Everybody around me fell out.
 
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